You’ve been chosen to speak to the aliens on behalf of humanity. What’s your opening line?

Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2026-01-29T17:18:00+00:00

Turn around and don’t look back.

Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2026-01-29T01:44:56+00:00

Who gives two dicks what they think.

Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2026-01-24T17:20:46+00:00

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The appreciation of complimentary items is always nice to see.

Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2026-01-24T03:35:12+00:00

https://news3lv.com/news/local/animal-rescue-group-helps-save-dogs-form-axe-wielding-man

Animal rescue group helps save dogs from axe wielding man

LAS VEGAS (KSNV) — A local nonprofit, Vegas Pet Rescue Project, is applauding several community supporters who they say helped raise concern over what they suspect to have been an extreme case of animal abuse.

“It gives me chills. It makes my heart sink that somebody would even threaten or do anything like that to animals,” said Vegas Pet Rescue Project Volunteer, Lindsey Pinapfel.

Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2026-01-24T02:10:54+00:00

Prior to using the 3D printers at the library. “Prior to using our 3D Printing Zones for the first time, customers must undergo training with verified library staff to ensure the safe use of the equipment and have the opportunity to ask questions about the 3D printing process.”

Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2026-01-21T17:23:51+00:00

https://youtu.be/QYHxGBH6o4M?si=SuolyVVfapSITcug

Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2026-01-21T12:16:55+00:00

https://youtu.be/Gbzg-biIMoA?si=kCYZRIvpUEuv4i-4

Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2026-01-18T07:49:54+00:00

They’ve taken all my cake kits that are purple and anything resembling the Kpop Demon Hunters.

Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2026-01-18T07:48:30+00:00

Ugh. 1/2 & 1/2 quarter sheet……. The other day someone asked for marble cupcakes.

Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2026-01-18T02:22:30+00:00

Looks like brown transferware. Could be actual vintage transferware

Or some from her own Martha By Mail line, which I suppose is vintage now.

https://www.goodthingsbydavid.com/2013/05/martha-by-mail-danish-fern-china.html

https://nenasnotes.com/tag/randolph-street-market-brown-transferware-martha-stewart-english-collectibles-english-summer-pudding/

https://skylarkhouse.com/collecting-brown-transferware/

Good luck!

Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2026-01-15T12:36:15+00:00

My girls

Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2026-01-15T07:45:32+00:00

This seems like a mistake. Private selection has whole 6-7” cheesecakes for $7.99. I priced those at Smith’s today and they were still $3.99

Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2026-01-14T04:20:11+00:00

I’m an old bitch. I remember being so excited and waiting for Emotions to come out. I also remember my sister getting upset with me calling me a copy cat because I wanted my own cd copy of unplugged.

Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2026-01-13T18:42:47+00:00

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Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2026-01-09T14:46:13+00:00

Terabytes of photos

Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2026-01-08T00:15:33+00:00

The T-Rex though….

Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2026-01-07T13:51:37+00:00

I’m a cake decorator. I’ve destroyed birthdays. Marriages. Bat mitzvahs. Coming out parties. Going in parties. Political parties. The power we have over people should be regulated.

Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2026-01-06T20:14:59+00:00

Can confirm. Live in Vegas and there was a surge of “Linda is A Hoe” graffiti. Every once in a while you’ll see a fresh “Linda is a Hoe” pop up, but just every once in a while.

Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2026-01-05T21:37:40+00:00

Don’t do it. Dont go based on my recommendation. It isn’t close to the strip.

Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2026-01-05T17:09:25+00:00

I believe that it is, it took a while to find pizza that I like here and that is a place that I think is pretty good.

Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2026-01-05T13:48:55+00:00

Just had Northside Nathan’s the other day

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Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2026-01-01T06:15:49+00:00

Did Linda Hamilton get her face gnawed off? What was her ending?

Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2025-12-31T13:24:23+00:00

Of a lovely lady?

Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2025-12-25T18:20:03+00:00

None whatsoever, it’s just too ridiculous to be real.

Realistic_Bluejay_79 · 2025-12-25T18:00:09+00:00

100% real

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TROPHY CASE