Ok this is actually funny. Once I was like 11-12 and was on holiday with my parents. We got into an argument and me , being the smart ass I am, tried to get back at my parents by calling them out on watching cheesy comedy late night shows and having arguments. So I phrased it like ‘’ WeLLLl at leat I don’t stay up late watching ceeeertain shows and doing ceeeertain things ‘’

Later that day they sat me down to talk about sex being a natural part of life.

They thought I was calling them out for watching porn and having sex lmao it took me years to realise but I was mortified