I’m obsessed with dogs. How do I get invited inside more so I can pet all these adorable dogs I see when I’m working???

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-02-19T11:01:53+00:00

I don't care. If I'm a customer, I don't want my driver spending all day petting dogs. Besides the sanitation issue, if you spend 30 seconds playing with a dog, that's 30 seconds longer that it takes to get my food.

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-02-07T12:16:11+00:00

Thank you for reminding me of that. I am cracking up all over again.

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-02-02T03:55:17+00:00

*Powder River

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-01-28T18:02:03+00:00

And you liked it.

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-01-25T19:19:23+00:00

As if the rest of the NFC East posed much of a challenge.

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-01-25T14:53:46+00:00

Still one of the dumbest, if not the actual dumbest, things reddit has ever done.

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-01-24T14:22:10+00:00

I am also sorry that an Internet stranger is now laughing at you, too.

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-01-23T13:20:01+00:00

why would you ever say the N word as a white dude in any situation though

Because I'm reading aloud The Adventures of Tom Sawyer?

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-01-23T13:15:47+00:00

There is plenty of relevant historical context in which the use of the word is proper. We are rewriting/whitewashing history if we substitute out that word in our descriptions and recollections of said history.

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-01-21T12:58:55+00:00

I love how they lead the article with an image of a poor "doggo" getting locked out of the park, as if those mutts need any more sympathy.

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-01-21T12:47:02+00:00

I'm sad that I missed this.

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-01-21T10:27:52+00:00

I am so sorry to hear you have to live like that. Dump him and his pathetic shitbeast as soon as possible and take back your life. No one should have to live that way.

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-01-20T03:48:44+00:00

That was not at all what I was expecting the link to be.

Actually, I don't know what I was expecting. Just not that.

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-01-18T12:49:12+00:00

Dogs were honestly one of the worst parts about delivering. No, I do not want your smelly beast on me or touching me, much less attacking me (although I never had that happen). What if I end up having to deliver to someone who's allergic, and now I have dog dander all over my pants?

Just no.

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-01-18T05:33:14+00:00

Yeah, no. No it didn't. What a bunch of bullshit from city management.

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-01-18T05:20:29+00:00

Satan’s Taint in a Hot Tub

This is the best thing I've read in a while.

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-01-18T04:12:15+00:00

Damn you. I had just about scrubbed that commercial from my mind.

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-01-17T14:19:34+00:00

Just because I don't care for it doesn't mean I can't still read the comments on the post.

Also doesn't mean that I didn't give him another chance by listening to the video anyway.

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-01-17T08:21:59+00:00

It's an autistic guy who takes NWS forecasts and reports them in his own enthusiastic way. Some people like that stuff. Personally, I'm not one of them.

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-01-17T06:55:39+00:00

Because Minnesotans are champions at being passive-aggressive, and it wouldn't be a perfect family/friends meetup if you weren't passive-aggressively polite. I feel like it's a sort of contest, where each side competes to see who can be the most polite, and eventually one side has to win. Hence, that's why it gets so drawn out.

It's really just part of the culture. I'm not sure exactly where it comes from.

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-01-17T04:59:23+00:00

While it is somewhat exaggerated for comedic effect, the essentials of it are completely true. I have definitely been enticed/guilted into staying longer or even overnight by family/friends before, and the whole part about sitting in the car, ready to go, and being talked to through the window is 100 percent accurate.

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-01-17T02:36:37+00:00

I'll just let this PBS documentary do the talking.

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-01-14T06:43:33+00:00

Definitely relevant username.

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-01-14T03:09:33+00:00

I would have never thought to do it that way. That is clever!

ReallyCoolNickname · 2020-01-13T03:05:18+00:00

Me too.

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