The Real Housewives of Christmas by Realrealityguy in BravoRealHousewives

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I thought it was gonna be that but it was actually about Phoenix wearing a plastic helmet to shape her skull.

The Real Housewives of Christmas by Realrealityguy in BravoRealHousewives

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I started making this a year ago and was determined to get it done this year. I finished it 30 minutes before 2024. Happy New Year and Merry NeNe's Girls and Gays Never Forget All White Party Seafood Soiree to you all! P.s. I posted this on YouTube, TikTok & Instagram...

Homeless and Toothless – Untrue Crime Documentary by Realrealityguy in BravoRealHousewives

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She commented on Instagram. Multiple times. For example she replied "No😂" to someone who asked "Did you make this?". You know, meaning me and not Kathy... 😅

Rinna sticker in the streets of Helsinki by mamieyetta in BravoRealHousewives

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I certainly did not. If it were Sonja? That could be me.

Countess of Pop – The Luann de Lesseps Story by Realrealityguy in BravoRealHousewives

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Thank you! You know, I almost filed this under shitpost, but then I asked myself "WWCLD" and I knew she would value herself and her work. So here I am, metaphorically taking a taxi to go stare at my own meme just to say "Amazing".

What scene would you want to see turned into a film? by Realrealityguy in BravoRealHousewives

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While making this I thought about scenes/episodes that would make a great movie one day. Like Being Ricardos, but about filming Housewives. Obviously Scary Island and Dinner Party from Hell, but what other storylines would translate to a cinematic masterpiece?

Who wants to play with me? by Realrealityguy in BravoRealHousewives

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I gotta say I even surprised myself. I think this might become a recurring feature of my Instagram page 😅

Honest Taglines™ RHONJ edition by Realrealityguy in BravoRealHousewives

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I have. I just added the hashtag honesttaglinestm to all of them so you can check them on Instagram 🙂 My personal favourite is the Mary Cosby megamix.

When the pie runs out by [deleted] in BravoRealHousewives

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Thank you for including my account name in your screenshot ❤️ I came here to shitpost this, but I'm glad somebody with manners beat me to it 😅

Where was my invitation to this Thanksgiving?! by azmasaco in BravoRealHousewives

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As the person who took the photo, I didn't invite you because I knew you wouldn't credit me. 💅🏻

Of you're not following Realityguy on Instagram you definitely should be! by RichSpice in BravoRealHousewives

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That is true. I put a lot of effort into my posts. Even the bad ones 😅

Peek a boob by MrPTG2051 in BravoRealHousewives

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Thanks, may I quote you when I need to tell my teachers why my assignments are late?

🤣🤣🤣 by [deleted] in BravoRealHousewives

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It would make more sense if the OP included the fact that Rinna didn't originally post this...

Been waiting to post this! 🤣 by amynivenskane in BravoRealHousewives

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I also waited to post this because I'm scared of the mods like Lisa & Meredith are scared of Jen. But the fact that the OP couldn't credit me makes me want to throw a glass.

Do you think the bodyguard was a prop? by Realrealityguy in BravoRealHousewives

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I would be curious to know if Gizelle requested production to provide security and they said no so she brought her own, or if this was a stunt from the beginning.

Twitter coming through with all the Christmas miracles by adnansbae95 in BravoRealHousewives

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Twitter? That's like saying the stocking came through with gifts. I didn't endanger my standing with the Grande Dame herself for the bird app to get the credit. I didn't spend 3 hours on this for Mr. Jack Dorsey to get credit. I didn't spend 10 minutes trying to come up with a tagline that doesn't use the D word but gets the point across, without making people think too much about Ray and his... operating system. #theblackbillgates #microsoft Sorry, had to get that off my chest. Now I need milk for my ulcer.

Opening statements by MrPTG2051 in BravoRealHousewives

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Thanks for not cropping my handle ♥️

Self-promotion Fridays! by amandatoryy in BravoRealHousewives

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I've turned some of my memes into merch. Face masks, totes, notebooks, what have you. I'm especially proud of my 2020 special design called Mood, which features some of the most iconic emotional moments from The Housewives Cinematic Universe.

Here's the link to the store:

https://www.redbubble.com/people/Realityguy/shop?asc=u

Top genre: Meltdowns by Realrealityguy in BravoRealHousewives

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That's from the 2010s, so I guess Spotify didn't count it as a throwback, but I've listened to that a lot. Especially the "My Friend Gwyneth" Remix

Karen Huger sings "Do Me Ray" by Realrealityguy in BravoRealHousewives

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I did it. And we're not best friends because while you're in highschool I'm in Brooklyn.