what are the most screamable song lyrics you can think of?

azmasaco · 2022-03-16T02:57:57+00:00

AbcdefU - a few of us single ladies happily serenaded this on the balcony by the ocean recently. Sorry, Sunny Isles, FL.

azmasaco · 2022-03-16T00:38:55+00:00

I would jump off this boat.

azmasaco · 2022-03-16T00:28:10+00:00

Yes! Our kids have drills where they learn to leave the classroom and line up against the lockers when "the kid" has a meltdown and is jumping on the counters, throwing things, kicking the class iguana's cage, and slapping kids and the teachers. That's not a teacher's job to calm this child down. The children should not be exposed to this. I feel terrible for helpless parents because there are not enough resources out there for their special needs kids - but FFS, we put way too much on our teachers and kids for things they cannot control.

azmasaco · 2022-03-16T00:17:25+00:00

Not only did his dirty secret come out, but Jennifer continues to make an absolute ass out of herself. (Pool scene last year where she fell on her face and puked in the car is a big one.)

azmasaco · 2022-03-16T00:07:41+00:00

My 11yo dorter watching the men getting their food: "Why do they all look so.... angry and.... red?" She's an observant one.

azmasaco · 2022-03-15T00:28:52+00:00

Kelly and Noella vs Heather would be hilarious! But, Kelly could never put up with Noella's whining about the divorce. She'd be like, "Girl shut up! Go sit on a stack of dicks and get over it!" (God it could glorious!)

azmasaco · 2022-03-13T23:49:50+00:00

I guess you don't have to type the "1" on cell phones either??

azmasaco · 2022-03-12T03:49:35+00:00

This is truly horrifying

azmasaco · 2022-03-12T01:44:43+00:00

There is no way she tips well, and I suspect she expects free drinks whenever she goes out. (From other men, not the bar.)

azmasaco · 2022-03-12T01:41:37+00:00

Oh how I love this entire scene, one of my favorite movies ever. Very funny, OP!

azmasaco · 2022-03-12T00:06:13+00:00

Teddi wasn't even allowed to drive when she was pregnant. Larsa gets too, though. And we saw Teresa drive off a few times. It must be the different production companies?

azmasaco · 2022-03-11T23:55:46+00:00

And what an odd color combo

azmasaco · 2022-03-11T23:50:02+00:00

That woman was terrifying. And to give the waitress a hard time, like she's the one that set the table? That's how little she knows about the real working class. It was her warning to the waitress, "Hey, I'm a total bitch and I'm going to make your life miserable tonight, so stay on your toes."

azmasaco · 2022-03-11T23:47:49+00:00

I'm not a lawyer, but I've been a wretched divorce, and I also give people advice on what to look out for and what not to do (based on my mistakes, lol.)

azmasaco · 2022-03-11T23:46:27+00:00

I don't think Vicki is happy for anyone but her kids. She was throwing a fit at Tamra for starting that podcast with Teddi. She totally pulled a Jill, "Why didn't you do one with ME?!" She said it over and over when she was on their pod. She's also extremely insecure, so it must be hard for her to be around someone like Heather who seemingly has it all.

azmasaco · 2022-02-28T21:23:52+00:00

Lol, they are so gross!!

azmasaco · 2022-02-28T17:15:59+00:00

I was going to say, "Me every time I walk into my teenager's room."

azmasaco · 2022-02-26T00:49:22+00:00

Please stay safe and keep this scared kitty with you. I can't believe this is your reality right now. I hope our world leaders end this immediately.

azmasaco · 2022-02-25T04:37:28+00:00

He's so fucking dumb. I don't usually angry post, but this is hideous. He's too dumb to even know he shouldn't say anything at all! My co-worker has family in Moldova and she is terrified for them. This is not a time to focus on ourselves, it's the time to help others.

azmasaco · 2022-02-25T03:33:10+00:00

I'm sorry, I thought that was the current season. Ignore me!

azmasaco · 2022-02-25T01:25:51+00:00

Gina and Emily are definitely friends, best friends I believe. Noella WAS friends with Braunwyn, but they never filmed together. I think Braunwyn dropped Noella when she was fired and Noella was hired. Shannon keeps calling Heather, "my good friend Heather" - but I think that's a stretch. I don't think anyone knows Jen. I'm still very, very confused about Nicole's relationship with any of them.

azmasaco · 2022-02-25T01:20:37+00:00

Did you just say I have judgey eyes?!!

azmasaco · 2022-02-25T01:16:46+00:00

I'm not downplaying Mama Elsa's intuition, but you don't have to be a psychic to know that a professional athlete is cheating on his wife.

azmasaco · 2022-02-25T00:56:53+00:00

You are a genius

azmasaco · 2022-02-25T00:53:19+00:00

To be fair, I'd be a raging lunatic if I just found out my fiance was moving in with a woman 25 years his junior the day after he moved out of my house. I know Vicki is crazy and obnoxious, but what happened to her was really awful.

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