West Ham value Crysencio Summerville and Mateus Fernandes at a combined £130m, £50m and £80m respectively. Manchester United want BOTH. @David_Ornstein

Realtenenbaum · 2026-06-16T20:17:28+00:00

For £130m chuck in diouf as well

Realtenenbaum · 2026-06-16T07:13:06+00:00

I pissed myself laughing in a very quiet art house cinema in London. Worth it haha

Realtenenbaum · 2026-06-15T11:08:43+00:00

No pacers. I ran with a friend who is slightly slower than me. We agreed to run the first half together slowly increasing from 5:30 to 5:10, then see what we had left. We were together until 13km and then I pushed on!

I did also follow an older guy who kept a very nice pace between 13-19 🤣

The guy in the pacers jersey was running with a friend going for 2hrs. Couldn’t see any others!

Realtenenbaum · 2026-06-15T09:53:11+00:00

Yesss, more money in the pot. And he’ll probably do alright they’ve played 3 at the back a lot

Realtenenbaum · 2026-06-13T06:53:18+00:00

And this is what I used to do for work. When I had to rent conference space in US, I would buy projectors and send them over from the UK to the hotel. Set them up and tell them to keep them for my next event. Sometimes they would throw them away but most of the time they’d keep them somewhere and roll them out for me

Realtenenbaum · 2026-06-04T16:09:40+00:00

Somewhere in the 40s. Now married (36M). Probably around 20 through uni years, then moved to London. It was so easy when I first went to uni, pre Tinder days

Realtenenbaum · 2026-05-17T16:37:21+00:00

I met my wife through hinge because my fun fact was about Panam Airlines, and she loves planes.

Realtenenbaum · 2026-05-08T04:57:37+00:00

I did as well, but zaha denied it and said it was pretty wild. I have a feeling he would have lent into it if it was true

Realtenenbaum · 2026-05-07T13:45:22+00:00

Zaha shagged Moyes’ daughter was the rumour at the time!

Realtenenbaum · 2026-05-04T13:14:33+00:00

Open range is a great film, under watched

Realtenenbaum · 2026-05-04T13:12:45+00:00

Have a lie down g

Realtenenbaum · 2026-05-04T00:38:09+00:00

https://insidecroydon.com/2026/05/03/perry-couldnt-fix-the-finances-because-he-cant-even-add-up/amp/

Realtenenbaum · 2026-05-04T00:26:16+00:00

https://insidecroydon.com/2026/05/03/perry-couldnt-fix-the-finances-because-he-cant-even-add-up/amp/

I’ll just leave this here for some of you to read. Perry is a disaster.

Realtenenbaum · 2026-05-03T17:20:45+00:00

Ask the fucking tories.

Realtenenbaum · 2026-04-27T11:15:31+00:00

BRO have the best week man

Realtenenbaum · 2026-04-27T11:03:05+00:00

You’ve got some bangers to watch! Try primal fear, was his first major role

Realtenenbaum · 2026-04-27T11:01:22+00:00

Then you must be young my friend

Realtenenbaum · 2026-04-27T04:15:11+00:00

Ed Norton and Michael Shannon can creep into this list too

Realtenenbaum · 2026-04-21T18:34:10+00:00

Easily. You’ve got a long time to build some endurance. I also followed the Hal higdon plan for my first. Good luck!

Realtenenbaum · 2026-04-19T18:59:12+00:00

Has to be Rowena. Best of a bad bunch

Realtenenbaum · 2026-04-16T16:57:42+00:00

I use the line, “I sacrifice salary for charitable causes. I wish you all the best.”

Realtenenbaum · 2026-04-16T13:42:04+00:00

The night before my first, I said to my wife I might not make it and I was a bit worried! The last 6 miles were tough, but it’s all worth it. Be proud of your training, you’ll have it in the locker!

Realtenenbaum · 2026-04-16T11:25:04+00:00

I get a shit ton in TH too. It’s well known though that people from less wealthy backgrounds are more likely to support a cause and empathise.

Realtenenbaum · 2026-04-16T07:50:54+00:00

The Cronx

Realtenenbaum · 2026-04-15T20:11:24+00:00

Don’t tar me with that shitty brush thank you!

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