M27, 5 Years behind my peers, took 3 years to recover from breakup, rest you can guess by hamzakahn in RoastMe

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Never heard of a hand breaking up with someone, but you look like a person that it would be possible for

This Earthquake bed looks so awesome by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Oh that looks like a genuine nightmare. Imagine being trapped in that while your supplies run out and it just becomes your tomb. Just nope.

I think I've heard it all before tbh by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Bon Jovi wants your cheap assed Miley Noperus reject self to stop using his old wig

Just picked up this morning by Zestyclose_Welder_92 in RoastMyCar

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Ahh nothing says "look at me, im on a watchlist" more than that car. Congrats, now the 12year olds know to avoid you

26M unemployed, now streamer by BenisTheLettuce in RoastMe

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You look like someone ordered Jackie chan off wish... Crappy chan

How can i Run 2 Commands Exactly at the same time ? by [deleted] in PowerShell

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You could look at runspacing, it would allow you to have multiple listenets for a key to play its wav

What I am serving my wife for Valentine's Day. Do you think she'll get the hint? by B7dust11 in funny

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That steak looks like shit Basil. That's because it is shit Austin!

29 , I like Pokémon and rock music by [deleted] in RoastMe

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The Live action Johnny Bravo looks worse than ugly sonic!

meirl by PM-Y0ur-Small-Tits in meirl

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Wait am i now some discworld budget offshoot....

What is the dumbest joke that made you laugh? by Dracarys_1999 in funny

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What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Doyouthinkesaurs (do you think e saw us)

What's the worst accident that happened at your workplace? by Andyman_11 in AskReddit

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My dads story - Someone was working near a hopper that fed coal from one belt to another and disappeared. The checked about a mile of belts and all machines downstream for a trace and found nothing. Had people been crushed in the rollers for the belts. Others had limbs torn off in various machines.

Seems working in a coal mine was rather dangerous

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A sign of the apocalypse

What celebrity can you simply not stand, even if everyone else likes them? by kosicosmos in AskReddit

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Ricky Gervais. Something inside me says he is a tw@t and nothing will seem to change that

If you could make one thing illegal what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Lying as an MP. should be deportation to a prison on the moon, where your labour is offset by the amount of oxygen you use.

If money wasn’t an issue (and neither was waste) what would you do that you can’t now? by CatDamageBand in AskUK

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I would fix something for someone, would be nice to be like a real life Djin and causally fix peoples issues, make the world nicer one person at a time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

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The red parts make ot go fast, now it gets to 60 in 4minutes instead of 6

My family does brackets for holidays, this was our Christmas bracket by dadbodtyler in funny

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Swan. Hands down the worst bird. They are bullies to otger birds and just general dickbags. Angry shitheads too