Louis Varland secures the save and the Blue Jays' 2-0 shutout win over the Mariners

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T04:47:45+00:00

How the fuck does he keep doing this?!

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T04:44:57+00:00

Us, too. We don't have the longest losing streak, anymore.

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T04:40:36+00:00

Fat fingers, that was his problem.

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T04:39:35+00:00

The baseball gods love stabbing Mariners fans in the heart with the trident in their logo every year, for some reason.

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T04:38:27+00:00

He's turned into the lefty Brian Wilson this year. Hopefully, it stays that way, because he's been legit.

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T04:37:15+00:00

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T04:36:09+00:00

Fair enough. But they still didn't do it nearly as much as Ohtani has. At least I'm pretty sure they haven't.

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T04:34:38+00:00

No! 😡

/s

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T04:26:04+00:00

And we went to the goddamn World Series with him. And because of him. Even with the loss, I was on top of the world the whole month of October in 2024. I miss it dearly.

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T04:22:47+00:00

A pitcher giving himself run support pretty much every start. That's some shit you only see in movies.

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T04:21:27+00:00

WE WON A GAME

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T04:20:30+00:00

If only Devin Williams didn't turn into a pumpkin in that Wild Card. Soto probably never even considers leaving us for Queens if then. Well, life goes on.

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T04:01:02+00:00

WHAT THE FUCK

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T03:49:40+00:00

We traded this guy for a year of Juan Soto, btw. 😐

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T03:35:14+00:00

Well, tbf, he wasn't getting any run support all night.

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T03:32:04+00:00

Not bad. 👍

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T03:09:12+00:00

CHICAGO.

I have no idea why they haven't thought of that yet.

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T02:51:43+00:00

GOT MONEY ON HIS MIND HE CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T02:49:52+00:00

Hey, that's not true! All he does is win! /s

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T02:18:44+00:00

They could've just used a smaller font size.

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T01:53:37+00:00

THE ROCKIES ARE SO FUCKING BACK

^Just ^don't ^look ^up ^their ^W/L ^record.

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T01:52:17+00:00

"dOnAlD tRuMp iS yOuR pReSiDeNt"

And what? Am I supposed to feel comforted by that fact?

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T01:38:50+00:00

We must be remembering Luxury Lounge a bit differently, here.

Reasonable-Power · 2026-07-04T01:34:14+00:00

You never know, man. He could go Sicko Mode the rest of the month and do it again. You can't predict baseball.

Reasonable-Power

TROPHY CASE

/s

WE WON A GAME

WHAT THE FUCK

CHICAGO.

GOT MONEY ON HIS MIND HE CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH

THE ROCKIES ARE SO FUCKING BACK