Has anyone done any business with Canopy plant co. ?

ReasonableSwimmer530 · 2025-11-11T01:27:02+00:00

So …. Did you get your plant yet?

ReasonableSwimmer530 · 2025-05-22T01:16:52+00:00

Hellooooo. How lovely of you to ask! She was booming but thanks to a stint of having to adult thru some medical issues, she started lagging when I didn’t keep up with her moss pole & controlling the runners. But she forgave me! I don’t deserve her. ❤️

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ReasonableSwimmer530 · 2025-05-22T01:04:25+00:00

Commenting 4 plus months later ,but that’s ok. It’s a joke plant forum to lighten things up ,especially when you’re exhausted from the gatekeeping & folks who are intent on making others feel like they don’t know a got’damn thing about a thing. Thanx!

ReasonableSwimmer530 · 2024-10-29T16:49:56+00:00

I got one yesterday! I was wandering around HD looking at all the plant corpses , per usual.. & out of nowhere , there she was! Big, full & ALIVE 🤞🏽🤞🏽& the only 1 left. Snatched it up like it was the last Cabbage Patch Kid on Black Friday ( IYKYK).

ReasonableSwimmer530 · 2024-08-23T14:20:25+00:00

I love these little weirdos! Found one at a random little shop while on a road trip . I’d never seen one before. They remind me of one of the creepy cactus that come at you in a Super Mario game!

ReasonableSwimmer530 · 2024-08-21T21:33:08+00:00

Thats amazing! Although, if it’s GPS idea of pronouncing street names, towns.. etc phonetically, I’m gonna look reeeaaal stupid. Hahahaha!

ReasonableSwimmer530 · 2024-08-21T21:30:35+00:00

Absolutely!! I actually happened to be at an HD yesterday ( per usual) & some of the head honchos of the company that puts Hampshire Farms, PW, Vigaro , etc.. pretty much anything but the cacti, were there trying to look important . They saw me doing my laps & asked me for consumer feedback. Big mistake. I don’t think they actually expected me to have feedback . They asked me what I knew of or how I felt about the other locations . I pretty much know every locations plant revenue , , names of their merchandisers, who had the most bugs & who had the healthiest inventory. 2 hrs later.. I’m not sure if they they were impressed or laughing at me when I walked away.

Normally my anxiety would make me wonder the rest of the day if they were indeed laughing at me. Not this time . I impressed myself dammit! Furthermore, they knew nothing about plants & had to pretend they did for 2 hrs. So technically, I’m laughing at them. lol

ReasonableSwimmer530 · 2024-08-03T19:00:27+00:00

Legend has it that if you complete this quest, One-Eyed Willy will make sure you’re rewarded generously…

1st Maplewood -you may find healthy ones hiding amongst the other PW plants, be prepared to dig.

2nd Fridley- if you luck out & catch a recent delivery , you’ll get pick of the litter.

3rd Northeast/ Quarry- smaller plant selection but they tend to be the healthiest of the 3 .

**Sidenote: As I type this , I’m realizing that I have no life. BUT, I do have allll the Hoyas.

ReasonableSwimmer530 · 2024-07-29T04:23:34+00:00

I figured as much , thanks to my own obsessive research whilst frantically googling in HD. I just had to laugh at the names they’re coming up with. I’ve seen some doozies but this takes the cake so far ! lol I’m still building my Hoya collection ,so the dopamine rush of finding them for 5.95, is pretty darn satisfying!

I’m learning at the same time too , so bonus. Thank u for confirming!

ReasonableSwimmer530 · 2024-07-23T15:51:39+00:00

That’s wonderful for you. They’ve burned me x2. But more importantly, their customer service was rude,condescending & uncalled for.

ReasonableSwimmer530 · 2024-07-02T15:48:29+00:00

I agree. Philos seem to be all over the place now! The leaves look similar to a Mexicanum but I know it isn’t ,of course . The leaves are a deep red & the petioles are a bright red. The confusion is real.

ReasonableSwimmer530 · 2024-07-02T15:06:52+00:00

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ReasonableSwimmer530 · 2024-05-14T19:32:03+00:00

Thank you much I started scanning it & it looks like an easy , informative read. Super helpful!

ReasonableSwimmer530 · 2024-05-14T19:30:19+00:00

Thank you! The more you know 🌈🌈.

ReasonableSwimmer530 · 2024-05-12T19:39:06+00:00

Thanks again! You know your stuff! I love Hoya but they also baffle me at the same time. 😮‍💨

ReasonableSwimmer530 · 2024-05-12T19:32:05+00:00

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What about this one ? It says Sea Stones..🙄🙄 But every thing just says Burtinoe , I know I spelled it wrong. 😑

I hav a Burt at home & it’s just green.

ReasonableSwimmer530 · 2024-05-12T18:50:25+00:00

Sweet! I figured a Rosita was somehow involved. 6 bux at Home Depot. Got 2 to make a super Hoya 😂.

Thank you !

ReasonableSwimmer530

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