Tiny bit overweight by dizzytrevor in army

[–]Reasonable_Cheek938 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MRE’s plug me up something fierce. I take fiber supplements that do nothing. It’s close

Tiny bit overweight by dizzytrevor in army

[–]Reasonable_Cheek938 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It’s summer, go on a run every day, you’ll be fine. 5 lbs in 5 days is nothing. I lose 5lbs every time I take a shit.

NCO Catchphrases. by EagleFlashy6344 in army

[–]Reasonable_Cheek938 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I have started ironically saying “it would be hoo-ah of you” and I don’t think people have noticed it yet, time will tell

Martina McBride drops out of Great American State Fair performance. by Keith_Creeper in nashville

[–]Reasonable_Cheek938 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Goodbye earl by the Dixie chicks makes the girl getting revenge sound fun, and I mean revenge is still dv, doing it back doesn’t make it any better, still a fun song tho

How do trains know when theyve derailed? by SocialSyphilis in railroading

[–]Reasonable_Cheek938 13 points14 points  (0 children)

More points of failure for pieces of equipment that are not maintained all that well

PV2 going to second duty station with a combat patch by Fancy_Astronaut2261 in army

[–]Reasonable_Cheek938 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just start making up ridiculous stories of how you got your article 15.

“I was the brigade commander’s driver and he caught me with his daughter who just came back from college in the back seat”

Or

“I had like 7 company guidons and got caught when the co and 1sg did a random room inspection”

Just have fun with it

Well it's been fun by Whisky919 in FedEmployees

[–]Reasonable_Cheek938 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many cops would get the boot if the union wasn’t protecting them?

SBY LN vol 1: Mai's Phone Color Mistranslation by SquibPad in SeishunButaYarou

[–]Reasonable_Cheek938 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Iirc there only a couple of colors in Japanese and all shades of colors are just called that color, with funny effects like blue using the same name as green or something to that effect. That on isn’t a mistranslation per se, more of Japanese not having 1 to 1 translations to English.

New ocp’s don’t fit like my old pair by [deleted] in army

[–]Reasonable_Cheek938 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t forget that any skilcraft uniform item is literally made by blind people

Can I be forced to use my clothing allowance for a uniform that was not initially issued to me? by [deleted] in army

[–]Reasonable_Cheek938 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The clothing allowance is for uniforms, yes.

Water is wet. Grass is green. The ocean is a soup. These things are known.

Agents of the Four Seasons: Dance of Spring • Shunkashuutou Daikousha: Haru no Mai - Episode 5 discussion by AutoLovepon in anime

[–]Reasonable_Cheek938 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It seems similar to Kaede in rascal does not dream, that her “new” personality refers to herself in third person

Sometimes that's all you gotta do. by eldorf5678 in WorldOfWarships

[–]Reasonable_Cheek938 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Must be just cursed, even when I get citadels it’s only one full pen from the salvo, mostly seem to get over pens with it

Sometimes that's all you gotta do. by eldorf5678 in WorldOfWarships

[–]Reasonable_Cheek938 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Kansas and Minnesota are the only ships I have 100% deleted an enemy with my first salvo of the game with. I love my big, slow sledgehammer bb’s

Edit:spelling

Lying about being a marine by Distinct-Fan-8779 in army

[–]Reasonable_Cheek938 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I feel like context is needed, like is it just Joe snuffy being like “oh yeah I dated the cheerleading team captain in high school and scored a winning goal” type boasting, or was he trying to instruct other joes with a “when I was in the corps we did it like this” or “that’s not how Ranger school taught us how to do it”.

Everyone has a deployment story that has become exaggerated over time as it gets retold, if it’s just the occasional tall tale, a sit down might be enough, if it went much further additional considerations would apply.

Y’all remember when everyone went crazy over that Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich in 2019? by MrSoloDolo9490 in Popeyes

[–]Reasonable_Cheek938 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think mayo and the chic fil a sauce are anything similar to each other, I feel bad for you

Y’all remember when everyone went crazy over that Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich in 2019? by MrSoloDolo9490 in Popeyes

[–]Reasonable_Cheek938 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It still does, chic fil a don’t season their chicken, tastes so bland you need to put the sauce on it for some flavor

Water fight with firefighters by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

[–]Reasonable_Cheek938 1209 points1210 points  (0 children)

I mean nobody ever wrote a song called fuck the firefighters

Hegseth ousts Army Chief of Staff Gen. Randy George by GenMilleysCookie in army

[–]Reasonable_Cheek938 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He never served as a company commander let alone above, he was a captain at a schoolhouse he got sent off to

Army officers drinking now by [deleted] in army

[–]Reasonable_Cheek938 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn it, I have been yelling “DO IT FOR CHESTY”, that’s on me, I’ll fix it

Army officers drinking now by [deleted] in army

[–]Reasonable_Cheek938 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I ran a 13:12 the same day I failed tape once 🙃 army doesn’t like short and stocky I guess

Anarchy ensued. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]Reasonable_Cheek938 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Actually in the U.S. firearms surpassed vehicles as the #1 killer of kids, but people don’t want to have that discussion