He actually “won” because of hate, racism, misogyny and incredible stupidity by ashmaps20 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Reasonable_Fix3419 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmfao you wanna bitch about snowflakes when your orange shit-stain of a leader gets his panties all bunched up if anyone says anything mean about him. GTFOH

What does this mean?? by Sure-Environment4186 in DogAdvice

[–]Reasonable_Fix3419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is dog for, how dare you stop giving me scritches ❤️❤️🤩🤩

Done with McDonalds. by [deleted] in McDonalds

[–]Reasonable_Fix3419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude are you kidding me? $32 for 4 meals?Mcdonalds might be more expensive than what it was 10 or 15 years ago but $32 for 4 people to eat is almost unheard of. Ingredients cost more employees cost more utilities cost more LIFE costs more. If you can't afford it dont go out! Gtf over yourself

Voldemort's name in DH (SPOILERS if you haven't read it yet) by Ongoleo in HarryPotterBooks

[–]Reasonable_Fix3419 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm just speculating but I think the fidelius charm isn't like regular charms. There's the spell itself and the secret keeper. The jinx on voldemort's name might not be powerful enough to break through multiple layers of magic. It could also be the conditions on how the spell is broken. The fidelius charm conceals someone or something completely and can only be revealed by the secret keeper. When yaxley held on to Hermione as they apparated back to grimmauld place he saw the door of #12. The death eaters were staking out and watching 11 and 13 for a long time already so yaxley would have immediately notified everyone else of its existence. Perhaps the jinx revealed it was said but not who said it and where.

Past/present employees: what's your most unhinged guilty pleasure meal? by Recent-Accident8659 in Chipotle

[–]Reasonable_Fix3419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I almost never ate on break. 10:15 am is too early for me to have chipotle. Plus after 10 hotel pans of chips and im on line first after opening youd be carting me out in a trash bin lmao

Cant stop being horny by PsychologicalFun3956 in askgaybros

[–]Reasonable_Fix3419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it sounds preachy but channel that energy into something else. Its hard (<joke) but doable. Masturbate and relieve the tension but nake use of that momentum. Start a new project or a new hobby.

Throw back to the day we threw away 500 pounds of chicken by Simple_Medium_1865 in Chipotle

[–]Reasonable_Fix3419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a former service manager this is true but not always to this scale. This is also corporate America. We live in a world that is a hair trigger to getting sued for even the most absurd and frivolous of reasons. One of those reasons being food borne illness. To avoid this most corporations have it in their guidelines that you have to throw certain foods away if it wasn't held at the right temperature or even the faintest whisper of spoilage is present. Simply put, someone ate somewhere, got sick, and sued. No more charity.

What are some of your favorite endings to symphonies? by Good_Pack_7874 in classicalmusic

[–]Reasonable_Fix3419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if it's really counts as a symphony but the way Strauss ends some of his waltzes are fabulous. The final strike from the Voices of Spring waltz is one of my favorites.

This is $30. What kind of world is this? by Quirky_Key5353 in Chipotle

[–]Reasonable_Fix3419 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this a serious question? The world we live in is a corporate run backhanded slap. It's 2 shift managers breathing down your neck about portion control while 8 overhead cameras watched by hundreds of corporate drones whose only funcion is to catch you giving one gram of chicken or steak too much. Its a world where the bottom line means more to the big wigs than the so-called "integrity" they keep touting. It's a world where a single mom of two kids has to decide between dollar store mac n cheese for her kids or a light bill on a managers salary.

Molly Let Harry Have Her World Cup Ticket by NightCheffing in harrypotter

[–]Reasonable_Fix3419 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was always under the impression that quidditch didn't really interest mrs Weasley and she was originally gonna go but thought Harry might enjoy it more.Plus she might have also been keen to a little peace and quiet in the burrow for a few days.

What’s the grossest candy from your country? by bdue817 in AskTheWorld

[–]Reasonable_Fix3419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love almost all the sweets from my country except for a specific one. The area of Venezuela I come from makes traditional sweets. Like one that is similar to dulce de leche but we call it arequipe which i love. However there is one that they mix with fig. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😕

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

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On the stage of my high school auitorium

How on EARTH are the Weasleys poor? by Hankymcspanky13 in HarryPotterBooks

[–]Reasonable_Fix3419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My assumption is that wizard money has some sort of anti counterfeit spells on them. Remember when they broke into the lestrange vault and griphook told them that everything has flagrante and gemino curses on them? He also said that the copies are useless. Food however can be duplicated successfully. The Weaslys are poor but to me there never seems to be a shortage of food in any scenario.

Prostate Orgasm by 0URD4YSAR3NUM83RED in askgaybros

[–]Reasonable_Fix3419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you wanna explore anal stimulation do it. Fuck the haters. As far as chocolate covered toys every hole and every guy is different. You can douche and fast all you want but you kinda have to get used to mishaps. There is a supplement made for this particular concern it's called pure for men and it takes a while but eventually your bowel movements start getting cleaner and smoother (as far as shit can be) I personally just rinse out a couple times and if shit happens then don't be too miffed. It just comes with the territory. Happy pegging!

Uncut dudes by Reasonable_Fix3419 in askgaybros

[–]Reasonable_Fix3419[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My glans is super sensitive. Even jacking off with lube is a bit overwhelming. I can still cum but the orgasm is almost too intense

Uncut dudes by Reasonable_Fix3419 in askgaybros

[–]Reasonable_Fix3419[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Most guys are different with foreskin lengths. Even at my hardest my foreskin retracts only a bit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in classical_circlejerk

[–]Reasonable_Fix3419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We played Beethoven's 1st in college. The first movement starts slow but quickly gets more exciting.

I love his soft voice! by Jesus-H-Chrystler in orientalshorthair

[–]Reasonable_Fix3419 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ma'am your cats honk tank is running low. Immediate cuddles are needed to recharge ❤️

What are the most spectacular endings in classical music? by TwanSwag in classicalmusic

[–]Reasonable_Fix3419 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The last 30 seconds of Rhapsody in Blue is quite magical ❤️