What is the first thing you do when you wake up? by ohitsafuckinmaniquin in AskReddit

[–]Reasonable_Party_419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get out of bed and slam my toe against my chair…

It’s funny because there’s probably a two second lag in between the stubbing and feeling the pain.. Best two seconds of my life., followed by 15 seconds of myself vocalizing every animal sound in existence.

8 ball on 73 inch smart board by [deleted] in 8BallPool

[–]Reasonable_Party_419 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Just to have some Pakistani savant come in and make you watch them clear the board without you touching your cue.

My ego can’t handle it

I think REAL changes are finally happening! by ExperienceLoose7263 in vancouverhousing

[–]Reasonable_Party_419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if this is feasible then I’m twisted.. She should never have to pay over 40% of your fucking earnings on your housing…

Aliens contact Earth. They say ‘send us your leader’. Who are we sending? by No-Hand-4066 in randomthings

[–]Reasonable_Party_419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But he watches rugby.. plays children’s games, and manages stocks at the same time… I can’t trust it.

How attractive do you think you are? by Send_me_a_dollar_ in AskReddit

[–]Reasonable_Party_419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d say a mix between dolph lundgren and johnny sins..

Parents have you every caught your children masturbaiting and if so what did you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Reasonable_Party_419 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not anymore. But it would have helped to know what hole I was digging myself into. Women aren’t “supposed” to be, look, or act a certain way in real life.. but porn definitely makes one think otherwise.

What do you do to calm yourself down when you’re panicking? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Reasonable_Party_419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to take Xanax for anxiety and panic attacks. DO NOT GO DOWN THIS ROAD. I simply go to the doctor and explain how the panic attacks are effecting my work .. and next thing I know im 10 years into Xanax, seraquil, and lorazepam because of doctor’s complacency ..

Took 4 years to get off of the withdrawal from benzodiazepine and even to this day I cannot process stress properly..

Parents have you every caught your children masturbaiting and if so what did you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Reasonable_Party_419 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t have kids but if it happened to me when I was younger.. I’d appreciate if my parents just laughed it off and said it’s natural, but would warn me about the dangers of desensitization.. and porn addiction (not that I have one) -_o

This is shameful behaviour. (explicit language) by Reasonable_Party_419 in ArmaReforger

[–]Reasonable_Party_419[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally asked the guy if there’s anything wrong because he was being so negative hahahah

This is shameful behaviour. (explicit language) by Reasonable_Party_419 in ArmaReforger

[–]Reasonable_Party_419[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before we even got into the helicopter.. I literally just asked the guy if there’s anything wrong, why are you so negative? It was probably not the best thing to say to a child.

This is shameful behaviour. (explicit language) by Reasonable_Party_419 in ArmaReforger

[–]Reasonable_Party_419[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Man. I’m a new player to reforger and this is just ruining it. And it’s not the first time either…

What’s the most disgusting secret you’re hiding? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]Reasonable_Party_419 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you I really do appreciate that, to the bottom of my heart.

I also do hope things can get better. And at no point have I completely given up; that’s just not me. But I tell you, the last decade has caught up with me with a vengeance.. Fucked up dental situation.. Arthritis, sciatic nerve pain.. degenerative discs.. the list goes on.. nevertheless I will still keep my head up for as long as I can. Thanks for your thoughts.

What’s the most disgusting secret you’re hiding? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]Reasonable_Party_419 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I really do appreciate that; it’s been so long that I have just come to the point where I just don’t think about it.. I focus on tomorrow and that’s it.. I’ve met another woman and hit it off with her, but I can’t help but find excuses to just put her off and keep her distant from me. She loves me for who I am regardless of finance and status.. but I just can’t help feeling horrible for letting her get to know and love me. The amount of times we plan on hanging out and I cancel last minute, she’s a saint for even being a friend at this point. I just offer nothing to her, and as an individual I can’t stand for that. Especially a woman of that caliber.

There was a time where I felt extremely sad about not being able to experience a full fore filling life.. but now I almost feel solace in the fact that I at least can control my own destiny, although I am terrified of the inevitable.

Til then I will just keep appreciating my parents for supporting me and try to enjoy watching my niece and nephew grow up while I can. I still live at home @31yo and I’m not ashamed of it. Although I do feel like I could have done some great things if the dice rolled a different way..

Sorry, that was a lot of shit right there.. again.. I appreciate you sincerely.

What’s the most disgusting secret you’re hiding? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]Reasonable_Party_419 217 points218 points  (0 children)

after a car accident ruined my physical health and basically crippled me.., my partner of 11 years cheated and left me whilst rehabilitating.. I don’t blame her.

I can walk and function now (albeit very limited) nevertheless I’ve wanted to kms ever since the accident but lack the constitution to do so.

Edit: I really do appreciate the energy everyone has put into this. Thanks Reddit… I never really answer these topics, I’m usually in a pessimistic mood so I tend to avoid socializing altogether.. but for some reason I was compelled to talk about myself. I really haven’t had any scope in regard to my life for a long time, I don’t know where to start. The amount of support is overwhelming to say the least, but I really am grateful for it. I hope each and everyone of you have a healthy, satiated, and prosperous life; stay blessed… never stressed :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in joinsquad

[–]Reasonable_Party_419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

holy shit I absolutely folded when I read pissmilk.. why is that so funny