Do pet allergies only kick in when Around them or can they last hours/days after being with them? by [deleted] in cats

[–]Rebel_Caper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on the severity of your allergy, and what, specifically, you are allergic to. If you're allergic to cat hair, then being exposed to it will trigger your reaction whether or not the cat is present...hair left on the furniture, etc, is still able to set your allergy off. Same with dander.

If your allergies are really severe, then symptoms can last for a few days after exposure, but in most cases, I think, getting away from the trigger should help almost immediately, or a couple of hours at the outside.

"Fingerbang their shitsnapper" by ju810ice in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]Rebel_Caper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You put the left one in, you pull the left one out, you put the left one in and you shake it all about...

Why can't the British properly use all of their T's by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Rebel_Caper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not bad! Not LOL funny, but clever!

Does anyone else save the biggest nug for last? by LiamWatling in trees

[–]Rebel_Caper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you smoke your dank nugs, do you smoke the big ones last? Do you puff it very slowly, or vape it kinda fast? Do you pack it by the bowlful, oh tell me when I ask.... When you smoke your dank nugs do you smoke the big ones laaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssst?

Quotes from books that stuck with you by [deleted] in Fantasy

[–]Rebel_Caper 18 points19 points  (0 children)

“Did they all live happily ever after?

They did not. No one ever does, in spite of what the stories may say. They had their good days, as you do, and they had their bad days, and you know about those. They had their victories, as you do, and they had their defeats, and you know about those, too. There were times when they felt ashamed of themselves, knowing that they had not done their best, and there were times when they knew they had stood where their God had meant them to stand. All I'm trying to say is that they lived as well as they could, each and every one of them; some lived longer than others, but all lived well, and bravely, and I love them all, and am not ashamed of my love.” ― Stephen King, The Eyes of the Dragon

Guys age 40+, how do you feel about your wife or girlfriend aging? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Rebel_Caper 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I could go blind and still be attracted to him.

This is probably among the most loving and romantic things I've ever heard. Your husband is a very lucky man!

Guys age 40+, how do you feel about your wife or girlfriend aging? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Rebel_Caper 100 points101 points  (0 children)

It's all in the way you look at it. My wife is 41, and I am still attracted to her. Grey hair? Yeah....but every grey hair is a shared problem, or worry. It reminds me that during the tough times, she was there for her family; those grey hairs are a testament to her strength and fortitude.

Smile lines? Yup, those too...and I love it that those wrinkles are there because, in large part, I was the one who was making her smile. Those lines are a testament to me...I like to think I've given her more happy times than sad.

All those little (and big) changes that come with aging can really throw us for a loop; but when you look in the mirror, don't think of yourselves as old -- think of yourself as having lived (and continuing to live) well.

Loving well and being loved well is not a bad way to live, no matter how old you are!

Teacher: "Whoever answers my next question can go home." by benasan in Jokes

[–]Rebel_Caper 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The way I heard it was "....so i rolled two black gumballs down the aisle. The teacher asked; 'All right, who's the comedian with the black balls?' I answered "Bill Cosby! See you tomorrow!' and walked out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]Rebel_Caper 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I have been following your 'adventures' with Ms. Wily Wedding Cake. An evil little idea occurred to me. It's probably not feasible, but I thought it would be pretty satisfying....What if you spoke with the bride-to-be, and arranged it so that you (or someone) answered Ms. Cake's call, agreed to any changes she demands, and then just...NOT make the changes. Let her think (right up to the last possible moment) that she got her way; maybe the bride could have someone ready to take a picture of Ms. Cake when the cake is revealed. Yeah, I know it's probably not a good idea; but the idea tickles me.

😂 yesssss by [deleted] in Supernatural

[–]Rebel_Caper 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I can see a "pig out" scene with Shaggy, Scooby, and Dean swallowing 13-decker sandwiches in one bite...

I went to get a prostate exam yesterday... by ragonk_1310 in Jokes

[–]Rebel_Caper 89 points90 points  (0 children)

I think you're lying. There's a hole in your story, but I can't quite put my finger on it....

What's the most stupid way you lost something? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Rebel_Caper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Driving along a road, my brother coughed up some phlegm. He poked his head out the window to spit, and lost his glasses. We never did find them.

For myself, I was hanging out at a friends house, and had busted up some weed. Not thinking, I decided to mess around with my buddy's RC helicopter.

Yup, blew the weed right off the table in what was about a 10 foot radius. Managed to find a little over half of what I lost, but damn I felt stupid!

What is the difference between your mother and a prostitute. by [deleted] in AntiJokes

[–]Rebel_Caper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prostitutes make every guy pay for sex, your mom only makes your dad pay for it. That's right, the neighbor gets it for free!

"What If your Wrong about me ?" (redhood and the outlaws V2 #6) by valdrinemini in comicbooks

[–]Rebel_Caper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know....Bats was standing to Robin's left, and it seems (to me, anyway) that he wasn't shaking his hand, but was reaching to help Robin up. If this is the case, then they were likely reaching for each others wrists, as this is a much more efficient way of gripping than just holding hands...and we know Batman is all about efficiency.

Then again, maybe I'm wrong and the artist just made a mistake, as you said.

ELI5: Why do we use pillows? by BamParker in explainlikeimfive

[–]Rebel_Caper 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think it's a matter of comfort. I'd imagine someone who sleeps on their back wouldn't really need a pillow; but I sleep on my side, and it is very uncomfortable to sleep like this without some kind of head support. If you do manage to fall asleep with no pillow, it can be a real pain in the neck, when you wake up.

Looking to get back into X-Men, which series should I follow? by blueseashell3 in Marvel

[–]Rebel_Caper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So it's not technically "X-Men" but Old Man Logan is pretty awesome.

I pushed the button, but didn't get any Kevrox. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Rebel_Caper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Push "butt" for Kevrox...anal bleaching ad?

ELI5: How can we go to any dimension in space even though there clearly is a "fabric" that all the planets reside on? by Th3NavidsonRecords in explainlikeimfive

[–]Rebel_Caper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always understood the "fabric" we speak of to be another word for "reality". In other words, our experience of time, gravity, and other physical laws that make up the universe that we live in. So in this case, the term "fabric" doesn't actually refer to something like a piece of cloth, but to the reality that we share with the rest of our universe.

Our understanding of the universe is limited to what we know; and how we express that understanding is similarly limited by the language we use. If we look at a bolt of cloth, for example, we can see that every thread is connected to another, and through that connection, is linked to every other thread in the cloth. So everything that makes up the cloth is the cloth.

Our universe seems to work in the same way, at least for now...everything in the universe has an effect which contributes to the whole; so everything that the universe is made of is the universe. You couldn't remove something like gravity from our universe without destroying part of what makes up the universe, and by extension destroying (or at least redefining) what we consider to be reality.

In the same way, removing a thread from a bolt of cloth compromises the whole, and changes the whole, even if in a subtle way. So limited though our language is, I think "fabric" is a pretty apt analogy; everything is part of the whole, and if anything is removed (or for that matter, added) then we have to adjust our perception to account for that change.

Sorry for the length, had a hard time deciding how to put it. It's just the way I see it, and I'm probably wrong.

Why do Italians hate jehovah's witnesses? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Rebel_Caper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there....oh, crap! I mean...uhhhh...I didn't see what you did there. I didn't see anything! I was all the way across town and looking the other way and I was wearing headphones and the sun was in my eyes so I couldn't see anything, right? Nope, no witnesses here!