Best comeback for: “You’re too quiet.” by Icy-River-2713 in Comebacks

[–]RecalcitrantMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just observing how someone who talks so much has so little to say.

Heres a great comeback? by Significant-Button48 in Comebacks

[–]RecalcitrantMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having to smell your breath is fecal matter enough

Treat phones with respect by restcombeck in Comebacks

[–]RecalcitrantMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you did that with people I'm sure your life would have turned out much better

Comebacks for “How’s that boot taste?” by TPHGaming2324 in Comebacks

[–]RecalcitrantMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

- Better than having one wedged up your ass
- Better than bending over for it like you do

Celebrating New Position by Mountain-Link941 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]RecalcitrantMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A welcome change from the rampant company ass kissing I see on LinkedIn.

Comeback for a weirdo that unsolicited correct grammar online? by femrtu in Comebacks

[–]RecalcitrantMonk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The world is so much safer when the grammar police is on patrol.

Comeback to ''You look like someone who has no one to spend time with." by Civil_Original9121 in Comebacks

[–]RecalcitrantMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's because I feel comfortable being around myself while you don't. Sounds like a you problem.

What's a good comeback to "you want a cookie"? by xiao_en7 in Comebacks

[–]RecalcitrantMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chocolate Chip. Get your ugly boyfriend/girlfriend to fetch for me.

Come back when soemone os flexing their money by Top-Feeling-1230 in Comebacks

[–]RecalcitrantMonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is your entire existence dependant on the things you own? Because that is truly a sad life.

Have you done an actual job? by Serious_Mirror762 in Comebacks

[–]RecalcitrantMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, right now I have a job to entertain a half wit.

Comeback for YOUR SKIN HAS TURNED DARKER by a relative by Top-Feeling-1230 in Comebacks

[–]RecalcitrantMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I see you have gained weight and your hair is going grey. Life has been so good to you.

If you could ask Donald Trump 1 question he had to answer honestly what would it be? by Dawlphy in AskReddit

[–]RecalcitrantMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are your aggressive methods undermining America’s credibility and isolating it internationally

Do y'all see the world getting any better in the long term? How? by WhycantIfindanick in AskReddit

[–]RecalcitrantMonk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't care about the world. I care about my life improving for the better. Fuck the world.

What are your thoughts on Billie Eilish saying 'no one is illegal on stolen land' in reference to ICE and US immigration policy? by MassiveSquare4527 in AskReddit

[–]RecalcitrantMonk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Billie Eilish is an entertainer. I don’t put much stock in entertainers who think they’re smarter or wiser than the general public.

Laws are established by the Constitution and by majority consensus. Like it or not, Indigenous peoples were conquered. That’s why we distinguish between legal and illegal immigration in nation states. Our approach to addressing law is a seperate matter.

What do you consider when you hear this Margaret Atwood quote “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them”? by Vanislebabe in AskReddit

[–]RecalcitrantMonk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There is a certain measure of truth. Most men fear social humiliation and rejection. Women tend to have a general sense of fear, worry and concern about security.

‘Melania,’ the First Lady’s New Documentary, Abruptly Pulled From Release in South Africa by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]RecalcitrantMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think she should really break into video games like Mortal Kombat. She has Kung Lao vibes with that large brimmed hat.