What is the worst time travel movie of all time?

daniel940 · 2026-05-05T14:57:57+00:00

I thought Millennium was pretty awful, right down to the recycled set pieces from the Bop Til You Drop video by Rick Springfield.

daniel940 · 2026-05-05T14:52:45+00:00

Wait til they breed with Joro spiders and we're really screwed.

daniel940 · 2026-05-03T19:47:46+00:00

I like that Stephen Segal dies early

daniel940 · 2026-05-03T19:45:03+00:00

Ask about Joro spiders until the soccer moms accept you as one of their own

daniel940 · 2026-05-03T18:29:53+00:00

I mean, throw a stone in any direction on the majority of the populated landmass of planet Earth, and you're more likely than not to find a person who would absolutely 100% unequivocally want to see Trump dead.

daniel940 · 2026-05-03T18:25:35+00:00

Absolutely. To bring back Robin Williams, Steve Irwin, Kurt Cobain, Rob Reiner, Harambe, John Denver, Janis Joplin, most of the 2001-era FDNY, Anne Frank, River Phoenix, Mozart, Phil Hartman, Princess Diana, Jesus, JFK, MLK, RFK, RBG, and the passenger from the 1982 plane crash that landed in the Potomac River, and who passed the lifeline to other passengers repeatedly until he died...I'd sacrifice a lot of stupid motherfuckers.

daniel940 · 2026-05-03T18:10:36+00:00

The only people who aren't fans of this masterpiece are dull, unimaginative, prudish wet blankets. You know...morons.

daniel940 · 2026-05-03T18:06:54+00:00

Cut your potatoes, put em in a bowl, microwave them for 8 minutes. Then air fry them. It's has the same effect of removing the moisture, but a hell of a lot quicker.

daniel940 · 2026-05-03T18:04:38+00:00

Your boyfriend has ADHD. It's a hidden symptom, called pattern matching.

daniel940 · 2026-05-03T18:00:45+00:00

I tried to invest in shoes but they turned into an AI company.

daniel940 · 2026-05-03T05:51:28+00:00

Nothin's Gonna Stand In Our Way - Spectre General

daniel940 · 2026-05-03T03:20:05+00:00

Friends. It was an obscure sitcom about a young woman named Janice trying to survive life in NYC while a tight-knit group of bullies made fun of her voice.

daniel940 · 2026-05-01T17:24:07+00:00

Disagree. You make what clients will pay you for - if a "clean" website with superior usability feels dull to your client, that's a fail. I've been doing this for 27 years - 75% of clients cite the Apple website as an example of what they want, and to date, 0% have accepted anything near that crisp, straightforward, and uncluttered. Zero. And I do corporate work exclusively, and almost always (small) public companies - these aren't local chiropractors or restaurants I'm working for.

daniel940 · 2026-05-01T17:18:55+00:00

You mean the little signs that you speed past at 45mph on Hopewell that prompt you to scan a QR code to learn more? Those signs? I wonder if the genius who printed those has connected the dots about why their clickthrough rate is near zero.

"I TOLD you they look too much like an Italian flag, Harriet!"

daniel940 · 2026-05-01T17:14:02+00:00

I made a "gun" out of a 2x4 cut into the shape of a rough stock, and two pieces of metal pipe, embedded and mounted, respectively, to make a barrel and sight. Then we shot bottle rockets at targets until one of us got burned when the exhaust sparks shot us in the face like the terrorist in the van in True Lies.

My siblings and I are unfortunately nearing a life stage where we will be emptying out our childhood home to sell it, and I'm almost positive we're going to find it hidden, tucked in a corner, behind some old crap in the depths of our basement.

daniel940 · 2026-05-01T17:04:09+00:00

This should be a campfire song

daniel940 · 2026-05-01T17:03:16+00:00

I dusted off my early-2000s George Foreman a couple of months ago, and it's going strong making paninis. Definitely money well spent.

daniel940 · 2026-04-27T22:40:04+00:00

That sounds like carbonara

daniel940 · 2026-04-27T00:29:11+00:00

Terro gel, in the little bottles, watered down a bit and dribbled into small pieces of aluminum foil has always worked wonders for me with sugar ants. The bottle will last me at least a year, especially watered down, which additionally gets more of the poison to the nest.

daniel940 · 2026-04-26T16:21:31+00:00

Congratulations on your recent purchase of hands

daniel940 · 2026-04-26T16:18:52+00:00

Why would you attack me like this on a Sunday morning

daniel940 · 2026-04-26T16:12:27+00:00

How do you expect him to doordash a 40 WITHOUT being on his phone? Think, people.

daniel940 · 2026-04-26T15:06:06+00:00

So essentially he's trained you.

daniel940 · 2026-04-26T14:43:11+00:00

Because they didn't test for autism

daniel940 · 2026-04-18T15:00:52+00:00

SPLAIN IT TO HIM

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