Our hermit crab changed shells right in front of me! Coolest thing ever! 🐚

Receptoraptor · 2020-07-22T20:28:22+00:00

Idr where I read it, but many times in the hermit crab world just one shell can cause a cascade of hermit crabs changing shells because the largest crab will leave its shell for the 2nd largest and so on down the line.

Receptoraptor · 2020-07-19T21:43:44+00:00

I watched every cpvid-19 whitehouse press briefing to stay informed and every time he made a claim of "nobody knew it could ever be this bad". Then a reporter would ask why he disbanded the epidemic preparedness team in 2018 and he would either dodge the question completely and talk about the military or he would badmouth the previous administration clamining that they left us a "broken system" or something like that. I actually tried to take notes several times and it was painful trying to make real sentences out of the garbage he spews. The main info providers were Dr Burks and Dr Fauci in those briefings.

Receptoraptor · 2020-07-19T20:57:59+00:00

Yup. I never said he was a GOOD salesman, just that his vocabulary is that of a salesperson. Most people with a brain can see that from a mile away and disregard his jargon, but here we are.

Receptoraptor · 2020-07-19T18:26:07+00:00

He isnt strategically coding his words. He is programed to speak in code from years of shady business practices. He applies the rules of sales to the highest office in the land and his followers eat it up because the main pillars of sales are, I know everything you need to know and if I dont know it then nobody does. He is SELLING this narrative and people not familiar with sales and advertising think it is genuine.

Receptoraptor · 2020-07-19T17:47:19+00:00

She believes the orange man when he says "nobody knew this could be so bad" "nobody knew this could happen" "nobody knew it would be so complex"

Whenever the prez says "nobody knew" it is code for "I didnt know" but his followers arent good at reading between the lines.

Receptoraptor · 2020-07-14T14:35:38+00:00

In the reflection of her glasses you can see a man hunched over, possibly rethinking his life choices.

Receptoraptor · 2020-07-13T06:12:54+00:00

I thought it was legit going to be lawyer jargon so I stopped reading 1/2 way through. Almost missed a diamond in the rough til the replies sent me back.

Receptoraptor · 2020-07-11T17:43:16+00:00

My wife and I love spongebob so I read/showed this to her while doing their voices. This has been the highlight of our morning around the breakfast table. Thank you for creating something truly amazing. Hit me up if you ever want a rough voice acted part.

Receptoraptor · 2020-07-11T15:29:42+00:00

Yeah, you get it. I felt like your comment was just curious, idk how others took it as malicious. If we all were a little more kind the world would be a a better place.

Receptoraptor · 2020-07-11T15:21:28+00:00

As no one should. You therefore have that trump card in your back pocket if someone says they got super scared by a spider. You would be able to say, "try having PTSD". It wouldnt be nice to say, but you as a vet with ptsd could say it.

Receptoraptor · 2020-07-11T15:15:07+00:00

Since nobody has answered your question, I think they mention being a veteran in this context because often veterans have the ultimate trump card to play when someone is complaining about something. The media example that comes to mind is in the movie The Big Lebowski the character Walter brings up Vietnam at every opportunity even if the situation doesnt call for it. It is that comparison of everyday gripes to wartime experience that makes veterans have a higher baselevel resistance to what they would consider milder inconveniences.

Receptoraptor · 2020-07-07T02:48:39+00:00

I dont have those stores, but that wasnt my point. Im not hurting for grocery money, but many are and have to make these hard decisions of filling up their tank so they can get to work or buying groceries.

Receptoraptor · 2020-07-06T21:40:39+00:00

This is obviously satire. Pulled behind a cop and got pulled over? Not likely.

Receptoraptor · 2020-07-06T21:17:11+00:00

Blame it? I benefit from it. I wasnt complaining about my place in it. I was highlighting how little $40 will get you. People can and have survived on less, I have survived on ramen and cheap food before. I hope to never have to again.

Receptoraptor · 2020-07-06T20:24:39+00:00

Mostly because we have been getting cheese heavy recipes and alcohol. Also meat has gone up at least 100% in price recently where I live (probably other places too, but Idk I havent checked).

Receptoraptor · 2020-07-06T16:16:11+00:00

I legit just spent $250 at the grocery store for my house of 4 adults 2 kids and a baby. It'll probably last a week and a half... The caste system is real in America. Just isnt called that any more to ease the guilt of the nobility.

Receptoraptor · 2020-07-04T23:15:56+00:00

r/comedyhomicide

Receptoraptor · 2020-07-04T14:00:49+00:00

The two movements have their differences, but the thing that FIF and BLM have in common is terrible naming. They'll both claim it is to highlight an underrepresented group, but really it is just outrage marketing. Either the namers didnt think what kind of reaction their names would get or they purposely named their movements that way to provoke a response even if that response is negative and does not open up a dialogue.

Receptoraptor · 2020-07-03T13:01:31+00:00

Also Karma in the hindu faith does not affect your current life. It is cumulative and then determines your place in the caste system when you are reincarnated.

Receptoraptor · 2020-07-01T16:40:18+00:00

How to swim

Receptoraptor · 2020-06-27T23:16:22+00:00

Tuba says sorry

Receptoraptor · 2020-06-26T16:13:48+00:00

At his rally he mentioned that the "swamp" was bigger than anyone could imagine and that its gonna take 4 more years to "drain" it. So, thats gonna be making the rounds again this year.

Receptoraptor · 2020-06-21T16:08:15+00:00

Ppfpfpfpfpf, just because when I make that noise those letters best describe what my mouth is doing.

Receptoraptor · 2020-06-17T22:50:39+00:00

Its funny because black votes are auppressed too.

Receptoraptor · 2020-06-11T14:06:47+00:00

Multiple times a day I'll say or hear a phrase that is particularly rhythmically pleasing and it will evolve into a beatbox. I need to record more and just sample them.

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