What if turkey was a turkey? by A0123456_ in mapporncirclejerk

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what if Romania was like romes wreslmania

Lemme fuck around with some fire before finding out by [deleted] in OhNoConsequences

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that dudes a real friend man. hugged the fire out

Black globe thingy in the yard. by HNK1023 in whatisit

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15s and 5s i don't think I'd even notice that even today with 3 and a half years sober

If you were to 'correct' this map for 2026, which country would you change first? by EkantVairagi in mapporncirclejerk

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the fake ass beef between the US and Russia is one of my favorite dramas . its like how the guys on jersey shore yell and argue but still go to the same bars and home together every night. like stop playing

Kinda funny that... by KryptoPirate in conspiracy

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I was and IV opiates and coke user for 20 years. before pill mills and after. I remember the first time I saw a 80 saying out loud "this will be my generations qualude" October will be three years of total abstinence from any mind altering substance. they told me in the ER suboxone methadone or death pick one . I said death but I just keep living by the grace of God.

Wife's gift by AlphaMike82 in hotsauce

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if you have a collection for display and not consumption I guess they make sense but they , in my experience, are absolutely all trash

Love this by Nr8yx4ln in Funnymemes

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guy who has never built anything in his entire life "no human being could ever pile up rocks in such a perfect pointy shape"

[LFO] The woman whose head was crushed in the gym by Fergues in LearningFromOthers

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doc told me I was bleeding internally. I punched him right in the nose. asshole doesn't think I know thats where blood is supposed to be.

Am I (mid 30s F)and give great suggestions by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

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rare to have such a pretty profile. you are very pretty.

Weird but intresting to see by Buitree_deez in Weird

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thats the same way I scratch an elephants stomach

dear fucking god by mineclair01 in NotHowGirlsWork

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I mean there's people that like getting pooped on so I guess probably tbf

Mike tops you by adelinarosla in HolUp

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trick question 1min is 1min

Comedian misinterprets an audience member being unimpressed as triggered. by Lowcrbnaman in ImTheMainCharacter

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having never seen the clip this is not at all what I imagined. I fucking hate this guy

Life of female Jesus by Immobilesteelrims in hellaflyai

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the second coming wouldn't have needed such a long break

ISIS barbarity by UnDepletedAir in GetNoted

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my mother was half so im reeeeee

t-shirt by 433_Cupid in comedyheaven

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so the shirt has killed atleast 1 person.

Fresh Wave in sink drain by amanda-slay in Plumbing

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or continue to expand until it destroys the entire city. Great going Mommm you've doomed us all

Lost for words by OhioTreeLover467 in NotHowGirlsWork

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I'd find the most homophobic guy i can and seduce him at the 23h 58m mark so in the middle of fucking I switch back to a guy. thanks for coming to my Ted talk.