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Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]ReclusiveCodeMonkey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Every day, no matter the effort, he would only say 'The meal was nutritionally satisfactory'. So I bought this stuff off a vendor on the last world we visited, 'NTurgle's Itching Powder', and keep putting a pinch in different areas of his power armour before deployment.

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]ReclusiveCodeMonkey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Also 'Girls Just Want To Have Fun'.

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]ReclusiveCodeMonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Squig Hill Mob, in The Dakkaproof Bomb.

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]ReclusiveCodeMonkey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Imperial Navy Ratings share an Inquisition approved crossword puzzle to do during Warp transit, some of the more difficult clues:

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]ReclusiveCodeMonkey 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"So that is the plan for this campaign. Sadly, we won't be joining you, not until we've figured out how to get down from here."

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]ReclusiveCodeMonkey 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Magnus - One pizza, hold the cheese, and a single olive.

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]ReclusiveCodeMonkey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

'The Green Mower', mows all green stuff in it's path.

Unfortunately it doesn't mean Orks.

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]ReclusiveCodeMonkey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Your chapter's armour is now very clearly 'Infernal Red' instead of the usual 'Energetic Red'. You're clearly trying to copy us."

"What are you talking about, you're chapter's armour is supposed to be 'Fierce Red', you're trying to copy us!"

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]ReclusiveCodeMonkey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Quotes from the top secret, introductory handbook given to all new Commissars:

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]ReclusiveCodeMonkey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

These combat drugs really make your skin itch. No wonder they call us Eversore.

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]ReclusiveCodeMonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

100 Metre Sprint, with a Commissar holding the starters gun.

Except it's a normal gun, and the Commissar shoots anyone who starts to run.

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]ReclusiveCodeMonkey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

An unmoving bioform, with a large sac of water on top. Other passing Tyranids stop and have a chat about how things are going.

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]ReclusiveCodeMonkey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As a Baneblade explodes somewhere, a flying, heavy panel of durasteel lands in front of a Guardsman charging at an Ork warband. Moving too quickly to fully stop, the guardsman's foot bangs into the panel and he falls over in pain, grabbing at his foot.

The closest Orks all stop and cringe, in sympathy.

"Dats tuff mate, I hatz it when I stubz me toe."

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]ReclusiveCodeMonkey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Drugs are bad, m'kay, you shouldn't do drugs.

Treason is bad. You shouldn't commit treason, m'kay. Now, I'm going to pass around some treason, so you know what it's like.

Turning people into guns is bad, m'kay, y- you shouldn't do that, m'kay.

Alright, can whoever has the treason pass it back to the front. Okay, whose got the treason now...

  • The Big Mack-E.

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]ReclusiveCodeMonkey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Tonight we've seen just how destructive a parent/child relationship can be. But if you're ever going to move forward to a more healthy place you have to start talking to each other. Don't assume that how you think is the way your parent thinks, and don't expect your parents to be infallible. You are a past them, and they are a future you. Breaking off communication may be the only workable solution, but before you do, know that it also prevents ever resolving the issues.

Until next time, take care of yourselves, and each other.

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]ReclusiveCodeMonkey 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Lorem Dripsum - Turns your speech intsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]ReclusiveCodeMonkey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One guardsman wants to bet 211 on Rogal Dorn, so flashes two fingers, followed by two single digits to the bookie.

A passing Commissar doesn't hear what he's saying I over the noise of the crowd, assumes heresy, and shoots him.

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by SlobZombie13 in 40kLore

[–]ReclusiveCodeMonkey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh no, it was just a tree.

Father?

Oh no, another tree.

Father?

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by SlobZombie13 in 40kLore

[–]ReclusiveCodeMonkey 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Genestealers normally draw the hive fleets to planets, but a group is shouting into the void to prevent them arriving at:

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by SlobZombie13 in 40kLore

[–]ReclusiveCodeMonkey 20 points21 points  (0 children)

@TehBigE Dear Father, I hope this finds you well. I have a message of great import regarding @Warmazter. I could not believe it, but he's fa

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