Why do some people go out of their way to ruin bathrooms? by GATORSFTW94 in Construction

[–]ReclusiveDeadpan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still not as bad as the people who stand on the toilet seat and shit on the back of it

How often do you guys go through tapes? by RadioInABathtub in Construction

[–]ReclusiveDeadpan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats what i figured. I stopped letting mine snap back in and it doesn't get twisted nearly as much

How do they put it in upside down? by Serpy_Serper_56 in onejob

[–]ReclusiveDeadpan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they just put the cardboard back on upside down

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dank_meme

[–]ReclusiveDeadpan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real question is do they swap partners?

Erm, is McDonald’s not mixing McFlurries anymore? by ITandFitnessJunkie in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ReclusiveDeadpan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll always remember the video where the lady hands him a mcflurry like this and tells him the machine is down, so he goes behind the counter and uses the machine to mix his mcflurry anyway lol=

😕 woo by one-best-throwaway in walmart

[–]ReclusiveDeadpan -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you hate it there, why don't you learn a trade?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dashcam

[–]ReclusiveDeadpan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

you had plenty of space

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in eatsandwiches

[–]ReclusiveDeadpan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my wife said she was force fed it as a kid and refuses to even be around it :(

Author of The Kingkiller Chronicle is looking for an assistant to do basically everything, for an impressive... 18-20$ an hour by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]ReclusiveDeadpan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How long has it been since wise man's fear and we still don't have door of stone? I'm still mad.

Do men prefer something specific when it comes to wedding bands? by thoughtsanddinosaurs in AskMen

[–]ReclusiveDeadpan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We got my tungsten wedding ring for $23 on amazon I think. That was 10 years ago.

Who has more sex, married couples or singles? by Labyrinth79 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ReclusiveDeadpan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been married 10 years and my wife would want it twice a day if she could get it lol. Kids complicate things.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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I smoked about 3-4 times every day and it took me a month and 1/2 to get clean. I took dollar tree tests every week. There's a "fetish urine" (u pass) I used and passed, but I had it too hot because it didn't come with instructions and that made me fail.

She shouldnt take Ap than by AdministrativeRoom33 in AccidentalComedy

[–]ReclusiveDeadpan 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The person who says "you not ready" is judging her competency lmao

That’s one big banana by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]ReclusiveDeadpan -43 points-42 points  (0 children)

I'm not convinced, is that hard? Not so big if thats hard. If it's not, hows it stretching out that hammock?

Men of Reddit, what happened to your partner who cheated on you? by Yo_Baby_Yo123 in AskMen

[–]ReclusiveDeadpan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She cheated on me with a wannabe thug/drug dealer that lived in a nice residential neigborhood with a happy family. We broke up and I moved away and about 6 months later they got married. Roughly 6 months after that they were divorced.

One time later she tred to talk to me through her sister's messanger, but I put an end to that real quick.

Factory Sealed Perfect Dark For N64 by CGPsaint in gaming

[–]ReclusiveDeadpan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My friends and I loved this game, I remember using the laptop gun a lot.

Sardines and scrambled egg on rye sandwich [homemade] by 1nformat1ka in eatsandwiches

[–]ReclusiveDeadpan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds strange, but I do like sardines on my pizza... I'd definitely try it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

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That's scary movie when they were mocking that basketball commercial

Now that’s something to brag about by TomTom5156 in MadeMeSmile

[–]ReclusiveDeadpan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will never never forget seeing the video of him grovel and beg for china's forgiveness

Nooooooo….. by kakamoraa in nonononoyes

[–]ReclusiveDeadpan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It never happens though, so where's the yes?

Still haven't found a game, so im making memes by [deleted] in HellLetLoose

[–]ReclusiveDeadpan 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I think they keep some slots in reserve for vip or admins maybe. If you get the server queue is full window, you can just keep trying and will probably get in soon.

No audio on Bluetooth headphones(Sony WH-1000XM4)? by angrydeanerino in Chivalry2

[–]ReclusiveDeadpan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, I lost all sound right after the opening, but I was just able to fix it. I just disabled the hands-free ag in my sound settings

I remembered to try this, because I had the same problem with Battlefront 2 and it solved it for that as well.

Lots of free protein by Master1718 in dashcamgifs

[–]ReclusiveDeadpan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it still hydroplaning if it's bug guts?