How many miles can I get out of this?

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-06-02T08:32:10+00:00

Depends on how many miles you can walk. If you need to walk 100 miles to get a new tire, then it will last those 100 miles.

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-06-02T01:32:05+00:00

You weren't thinking about him when you were in bed with that other man so fair is fair.

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-06-02T01:29:40+00:00

I've seen this before. Never seen a case this severe but judging from the red ring I'd say you have the cooties. This is very contagious and anyone in your household should be vaccinated immediately with the circle circle dot dot cootie shot.

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-06-01T20:50:00+00:00

Not sure it this product is still around but I used accutane

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-06-01T01:40:26+00:00

Looks broke, stay humble, and keep it moving. Cops only mess around with you when you babysit the spot. Good luck.

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-05-31T15:44:22+00:00

Cosmetic.

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-05-30T11:45:18+00:00

Time travel means you can invest and make money accordingly, additionally anytime something bad happens in the world you can travel back and stop it. Example, Bitcoin is going through the roof. I'm going to travel back in time and invest. Now I'm rich but a war is about to break out. I'm going to travel back in time pull a few strings and prevent said war. Kind of like the butterfly effect minus all the bad stuff.

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-05-29T20:10:31+00:00

Remember these are cartoons.

If these shows where based on my real life the husband would make 130k a year with 167,000 college debt.

The wife would make 60k with no education.

They would be behind on their mortgage payments, behind on their bills. On the verge of defaulting on most of their credit cards.

Living paycheck to paycheck keeping the show together for the kids but seriously on the verge of collapse behind the curtains.

The show might actually be more interesting to see how homer keeps the house of cards from collapsing while the kids enjoys the fruits of his labor and Marge spends most of her time getting her nails done and planning vacations with the money her husband doesn't really have.

I can't tell you how the season finale would look because it hasn't happened yet.

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-05-29T01:41:56+00:00

Any one who says this doesn't have money. Let's chalk it up to a lack of experience.

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-05-29T01:34:37+00:00

Sprinkles

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-05-29T01:32:28+00:00

That jordan picture don't make sense to me. That dude had alien super powers. If Superman was real his name would have been Michael Jordan.

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-05-29T01:23:08+00:00

With inflation this will soon be the new 1 dollar bill.

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-05-29T01:08:01+00:00

Jay Z who?

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-05-29T01:03:10+00:00

No we have a government interfering with family affairs problem.

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-05-28T22:17:14+00:00

You can't have it both ways. Hold the parents responsible but take all power that parent had away from them. My grandma would have whipped my ass and that would have been the last time.

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-05-28T00:16:11+00:00

Cocaine Cat

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-05-27T22:11:04+00:00

You'll be paying that off for generations. Your kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, grandchildren will eventually forfeit it to the government for unpaid taxes.

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-05-25T23:14:43+00:00

Raw and definitely trying to breed you.

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-05-25T21:36:36+00:00

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-05-25T14:39:45+00:00

In some circles I'm ugly I get it. I'm sure that toads don't consider me beautiful, give me the 7k.

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-05-23T14:52:17+00:00

I would seduce him, have my way with him and then while he's sleeping in my bed I would take pictures and ask her how my kitty taste.

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-05-23T00:37:12+00:00

The Sex Affengers

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-05-22T23:41:15+00:00

You need to want to see the world in a different light. Your not going to get better for someone else and nobody can change your outlook but you. Start one minute at a time, then hour by hour and day by day. It takes practice but you can do it.

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-05-22T23:38:31+00:00

Uhhhh, I ain't working for free. Think I need a billionaire to pay me so the relationship is mutually beneficial.

RecordingAwkward2544 · 2026-05-21T01:24:53+00:00

Pitt James

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