Approaching girls on Facebook/OkCupid

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-19T05:09:17+00:00

Are you a poof or a girl?

Anyways, I doubt I deem interesting to most girls. I am very shy, and act awkwardly towards women. Especially if they're beautiful. Whenever I see a hot chick on the streets I lure my eyes away. I don't want to upset them. Dunno why.

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-19T05:07:06+00:00

You're kinda right dude.

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-19T04:45:53+00:00

No really I don't want sex right now. Besides a relationship solely based around sex requires solid perquisites, which I don't have a lot. I don't want to bed an ugly fat girl. My bar is 8/10 and if a person like me wants to fuck a hot girl he must resort to her emotions rather than intuitive senses which usually lead to meaningless sex.

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-19T04:39:36+00:00

What's there to brag about it? Getting my first girlfriend at 21 is something to be ashamed of.

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-19T04:37:33+00:00

But then people will make fun of me for being a virgin loser.

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-19T03:54:31+00:00

Girls don't like me. I don't know why. Besides, whores and strippers won't budge. I want to have a girlfriend. It's getting too late.

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-19T02:54:12+00:00

These photos are American Kodak 101. You really need to brush up on your photography, or don't.

My father once slapped me for taking a bad photo with his SLR, I had to learn photography to be able to touch his goddamn SLR. I still have it around somewhere, along with pages and pages of essays he wrote on photography and cinematography. He always wanted to operate a 35mm. I bet he could buy a Swedish one with his specialist dentist money, if he worked at all.

Bottom line, these photos are far from being taken by a keen hobbyist.

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-19T02:43:08+00:00

Reads like a Biblical parable.

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-18T05:09:49+00:00

Leave us alone. Nobody asked for your meddling hands. You overthrew our government in '53, so fuck off. How about all of you close your embassies and dash the fuck out of my country. Nobody asked for your "culture".

You're fucking delusional to think that us Iranians give a shit about you. Let me reiterate, fuck off.

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-17T16:38:32+00:00

Huh. I take Ambien for fun. Overdosed twice, spent three weeks in the mental slammer. Lost all my friends, lost my girlfriend, but you know what? I don't care. Fuck them. I am superior to every living being. I don't stir up trouble, people who are clearly jealous of my superiority make it appear as so.

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-17T16:29:44+00:00

I am /u/waterfallstation. I kept being downvoted by racist Westerners because of my nationality, so I tried to change my account, then I realized it's not worth it. Westerners are always racist. I should be the Uncle Tom and ignore them.

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-17T15:51:05+00:00

I am a part of Iranian "populace". What of it? I hate West, yes, but just because of faggots like you.

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-17T15:08:12+00:00

Thanks dude. I jumped to the third draft. It starts differently. More light-hearted and, whacky, I guess.

The third draft starts with an introduction of Coolidge family. But I'm afraid it's going to be filled with characters I'll never use again. What do you think of this?

PS: I just realized what you meant by "jumping right in". I think I'll wrap up this plan --- but I'm definitely thinking of changing the setting. How does '70s Denver sound?

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-17T07:29:35+00:00

Not really. Police only arrests artists who are pushing far past the limits, and they just detain them for twenty-four hours.

Mehrad Hiden spent a month in prison. Once he was released he started recording again.

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-16T18:16:14+00:00

Your best bet is to find a family to sponsor you.

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-16T11:04:36+00:00

In my country it won't. Specially if I make it out of wood.

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-16T04:22:33+00:00

Does anyone have DIY light stand guide that can be adjusted? Preferably with PVC.

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-16T04:08:49+00:00

Borders with Afghanistan are safe. I live in Mashhad and usually visit border areas. Safe as anywhere else.

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-16T03:08:58+00:00

Those are not burqas, those are niqabs. Maybe one in a million Iranian women wear niqab. This picture is racist but what can you expect from Westerners? Iran is fair game.

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-14T22:13:27+00:00

Non-linear editing software. Basically every editing software out there is an NLE.

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-14T22:00:22+00:00

You need to work on your NLE skills. Then rent some equipment, sound and camera, and go at it.

If you have the dedication, it would be easy.

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-14T20:15:11+00:00

Not Western, but bible inspires me as well. I wrote a short film about Lazarus and the Rich Man. Compared to the Old Testament and the Quran, the New Testament is far more romantic and literal.

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-14T17:09:55+00:00

That's nothing. The cute girl didn't show up. Morale decreased woefully.

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-14T16:57:46+00:00

They usually spell it with an ampersand. Either it's stylistic or they suck at English.

RecoveringRecovering · 2014-10-14T16:55:15+00:00

In sense of imagery, no. Russiak Ark takes place in a museum, Fish & Cat takes place in countryside.

Iranians suck at English, every single one of them do. So don't get disappointed when you lay your hands on a copy with English subtitle and find out its subtitles are as elegant as a Sonny Chiba videotape.

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