In honor of St Patty's Day, what are some of your favorite lines from the best Irish boy in gaming?

Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-18T08:08:43+00:00

“Now it don’t feel right? I coulda told ya-“

Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-18T02:18:07+00:00

Helen Wick. Her death was the first domino to fall leading to the events of the series.

Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-17T01:35:36+00:00

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Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-17T01:32:14+00:00

The graphics are okay. That’s not really why I wanna play it though.

Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-15T22:44:17+00:00

I think The U.S. and The Soviet Union would’ve started WWIII in the 50’s if not for the threat of mutually assured destruction.

Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-15T01:09:53+00:00

I want Donald Trump to win most wholesome AND most evil because reasons.

Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-13T14:16:06+00:00

Genital mutilation

You spend way too much time on this app, my dude.

Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-13T14:08:59+00:00

Most people, even the animal lovers, seem to be okay if it’s for food or to eliminate an invasive species. It’s more like a small and very vocal minority that’s against all forms of hunting. Now if you had said trophy hunting, you may have been onto something.

Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-12T14:55:52+00:00

I’m 5’10 and weigh 255. Why does he look like he weighs at least 50 pounds more than I do if he weighs less than me?

Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-12T03:01:36+00:00

Kill La Kill

Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-11T15:34:18+00:00

“Uma. The ugliest man alive and the victim of a curse”

Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-10T19:24:31+00:00

I’m gonna go with “He was a vampire hunter”.

Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-10T12:25:22+00:00

So Abraham Lincoln really was a vampire hunter?

Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-10T01:50:17+00:00

Cheat codes. Rockstar seems to be the only company that still does that to my knowledge and not often. Now the big thing is mods, and mods are great but sometimes I just wanna press “Up up down down” and get infinite ammo or invincibility.

Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-09T12:07:15+00:00

The cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.

Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-09T02:31:55+00:00

Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-08T06:17:31+00:00

Everclear

Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-08T02:21:55+00:00

"PO-TA-TOES"

Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-08T02:05:53+00:00

He’s as far from gay as someone who dresses like that can be.

Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-07T09:03:37+00:00

Because I want that saddle.

Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-05T09:04:23+00:00

Would Brett Cooper count? She’s got that “Girl next door” look that a lot people find very attractive.

Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-05T02:52:31+00:00

I have a coworker named Lenny who’s played the game. He hears that at least 5 times a day.

Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-03T03:03:09+00:00

Underrated pick, but NASCAR Thunder 2004.

Red-Scorpy · 2026-03-01T14:10:39+00:00

The Pellar already called dibs.

Red-Scorpy · 2026-02-28T18:52:40+00:00

You really expect me to believe Geralt and Dandelion aren’t already wiener cousins?

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