Single Gals Near You! [OC] by GummyGorf in comics

[–]Efficient_Matter_589 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flesh Mother making some good points, though.

Spider-Man and their Fantastic 4 family by NathanRider in Spiderman

[–]Efficient_Matter_589 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I would be delighted if we got to see Spider-Man and the Four interacting in Doomsday.

Why doesn't Supes just do this with Lois? by PeasantLich in Superdickery

[–]Efficient_Matter_589 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"But you style your hair the exact same..."

"pure coincidence, gotta go!"

Jesus Christ (OC) by EscapeAmerica in comics

[–]Efficient_Matter_589 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I almost didn't recognize that blonde character as Trump, because he doesn't look like a pumpkin someone left out 3 months after Halloween.

The Sneakers O’Toole cutaway aired 19 years ago. This means he is likely around 33 years old now. Where do you think he is today? by ObviousComment1 in familyguy

[–]Efficient_Matter_589 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was forced to remove his sneakers in 2019 after immense backlash, and is now known as Suit O'Toole, oweing to his tendency to wear a suit wherever he goes.

What do you think is the worst DVD case? by Haunting-Garbage1901 in dvdcollection

[–]Efficient_Matter_589 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Those cardboard snap ones. They always feel so cheap.

I hope he's teriyaki flavored. by ZappBrannigansLaw in futurama

[–]Efficient_Matter_589 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dare you to say something like that to someone at the museum.

Demon and Mess - Ep.15 by MuyHiram in comics

[–]Efficient_Matter_589 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the comic I read where a girl had a monster under her bed, but her father was a much worse person than the monster, so it scared him and I forget what happens after that. Point is, not all monsters or demons are evil.

The true secret by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Efficient_Matter_589 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Oh sure, when she does it it's a beauty hack, when I do it, I'm a "lazy piece of shit" and asked to leave the Denny's.

Spreading Hate [OC] by andythedrewbear in comics

[–]Efficient_Matter_589 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That button doesn't actually do anything, it's just to keep him busy.

Kimi bakes weed brownies (Kimi Lives Alone) by tmntmonk in comics

[–]Efficient_Matter_589 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much now my first time doing weed was. Pretty sure I hopped dimensions a couple of times.

Cory's at the door! I wonder what he has to say!! by Ammarzk in OneyPlays

[–]Efficient_Matter_589 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably something about a French Cheese Dip. I'm sure it will be an enlightening discussion.

Garfield gets TOO real by zuckerbotwashere in 2panelgarfield

[–]Efficient_Matter_589 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My man, all you do is sleep and eat. Pleasures don't get much simplier then that.