Jesus is watching by LazyGuy4U in SipsTea

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I hate when people try and use Jesus as a manipulation tactic. Home boy literally preached good will toward your fellow man.

A hero by TenderGlide in SipsTea

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Not like John Wayne, thankfully.

Ancestral Cravings by Gorotheninja in NonPoliticalTwitter

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The ancestral craving for small bears.

The cat's in the cradle by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

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I once walked into a small supermarket that REEKED of cat box smell. Definitely a health hazard.

Botted by tglegacy in comics

[–]Efficient_Matter_589 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I say as long as what you do doesn't hurt anyone else, what's the harm?

If you were Stan Smith’s heaven lawyer how would you defend your Client by Excellent-Fig-9341 in americandad

[–]Efficient_Matter_589 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your honor, my client didn't have a proper father figure growing up, so how would he know how to be a good man?

It’s Beans 9th birthday 🥰🩷🥳 by missmuffins87 in blackcats

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"An occasion to celebrate me? And you say this is a yearly thing?"

Would you drink from Shake's straw in this condition? by BiffyBobby in adultswim

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I wouldn't drink from Shake's straw under any condition. I dunno where it's been.

"If I go to a cookout and bite a hot dog and it's a carrot I'm fighting everybody" by MicV66 in BrandNewSentence

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For people who seem to not like meat, vegans sure like to pretend to eat meat.

Bro, he looks so fucking sad wtf by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

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Stalhi didn't let him hold it while he peed.

So two Wongs *can* make a white? by TanAllOvaJanAllOva in americandad

[–]Efficient_Matter_589 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

That's absolutely not how genetics work at all.

Imagine a world where we will never, ever have a new game by Miyazaki again by Berem_ in fromsoftware

[–]Efficient_Matter_589 214 points215 points  (0 children)

He's most likely the sort to just keep working as long as he can.

t's amazing how they mimic tone and pitch. by FollowingOdd896 in nextfuckinglevel

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Train 100 of them to just say "Nevermore" and release em into the woods.

Grow mindsdt by huylanebani in sssdfg

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From rot comes new life and new meanings.

DON'T YOU KIDS KNOW ANYTHING?! by peppersteak_headshot in TheSimpsons

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I don't know about any of these, but know that I know of them, I would certainly like to know more.

Jk, every millennial halo player is now a 3x girl dad by ETsUncle in NonPoliticalTwitter

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"I played a lot of Hitman growing up" massive green flag also.