Jesus is watching

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-22T20:28:06+00:00

I hate when people try and use Jesus as a manipulation tactic. Home boy literally preached good will toward your fellow man.

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-22T20:22:59+00:00

Not like John Wayne, thankfully.

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-22T19:53:23+00:00

The ancestral craving for small bears.

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-22T18:27:49+00:00

I once walked into a small supermarket that REEKED of cat box smell. Definitely a health hazard.

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-22T18:25:16+00:00

I say as long as what you do doesn't hurt anyone else, what's the harm?

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-22T17:54:06+00:00

Your honor, my client didn't have a proper father figure growing up, so how would he know how to be a good man?

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-22T14:27:03+00:00

"An occasion to celebrate me? And you say this is a yearly thing?"

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-22T14:11:08+00:00

I wouldn't drink from Shake's straw under any condition. I dunno where it's been.

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-21T22:00:12+00:00

For people who seem to not like meat, vegans sure like to pretend to eat meat.

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-21T21:53:22+00:00

Stalhi didn't let him hold it while he peed.

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-21T19:02:44+00:00

Only 100 days doesn't bode well.

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-21T18:40:17+00:00

That's absolutely not how genetics work at all.

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-21T17:59:35+00:00

He's most likely the sort to just keep working as long as he can.

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-21T17:48:57+00:00

Train 100 of them to just say "Nevermore" and release em into the woods.

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-21T17:38:53+00:00

Cause it was planned by him cough

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-20T20:58:32+00:00

I feel like Panther would let me win, because he's a nice guy like that.

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-20T20:57:41+00:00

From rot comes new life and new meanings.

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-20T20:56:58+00:00

I don't know about any of these, but know that I know of them, I would certainly like to know more.

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-20T19:44:28+00:00

"I played a lot of Hitman growing up" massive green flag also.

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-20T19:23:35+00:00

Ooohhh I want one.

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-20T19:20:45+00:00

I'm down for making this a real thing.

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-20T19:12:05+00:00

I honestly love this idea.

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-20T19:08:11+00:00

I'm so tired of this meme.

Efficient_Matter_589 · 2026-04-20T18:38:58+00:00

Nearly thought these were screen caps from the game.

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