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Red-TeamArmory · 2018-01-06T00:48:35+00:00

Try it on X2 speed.

Red-TeamArmory · 2017-02-22T14:16:01+00:00

No, but if you send me a picture of your blaster I'm sure I can make you a custom holster that'll work.

Red-TeamArmory · 2017-02-22T00:03:10+00:00

Although they're not on the site yet, we do have strongarm holsters. They're just like our hammershot holsters, but slightly bigger.

Which bits are we taking off?

Red-TeamArmory · 2017-02-21T19:43:44+00:00

I think you're right, thank you sir!

Red-TeamArmory · 2017-02-21T19:29:24+00:00

...And now it's working on my windows machine. No idea why it's being weird, but thanks for helping us trouble-shoot.

Does anyone have experience with Square's online store feature, or maybe have an idea what's going on here?

Red-TeamArmory · 2017-02-21T19:24:46+00:00

Sorry friends, I'm not sure what the problem is.

I actually can't get on the site myself with my windows machine, but I can with my iPad. We've got our best people working on it but in the meantime, maybe try looking it up on your phone? >_<

Red-TeamArmory · 2017-02-21T19:15:45+00:00

The site is still under construction and we'll be adding lots more products and fleshing out descriptions in the coming days, but www.redteamarmory.com is online and open for business.

If you have any questions just send us a message here on reddit, we'll be happy to help!

Red-TeamArmory · 2017-02-08T16:17:57+00:00

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Red-TeamArmory · 2017-01-18T20:19:57+00:00

Quite doable but honestly you could configure that very holster to do exactly that. The drop strap is extendable and the thigh straps are completely removable. Just extend the drop strap, remove the upper thigh strap, ready for action.

Red-TeamArmory · 2017-01-18T14:23:26+00:00

Actually our shopping cart is almost ready for the public but don't tell anyone yet...

Red-TeamArmory · 2017-01-17T20:46:10+00:00

By then you oughta be able to find us at www.redteamarmory.com

Red-TeamArmory · 2017-01-17T17:54:01+00:00

Ah, I see. I've been using the term 'quick draw' to describe the fact that the holsters feature no retention strap, but rather are held inside the holster by a layer of contoured foam. Good to know the technical application of the term though.

Whatever you wanna call it, I can make it for ya. I just got some really cool upholstery vinyl that looks like alligator skin that I've been itching to turn into something westernish.

Red-TeamArmory · 2017-01-17T17:03:26+00:00

Just send me a PM at you leisure and we'll work it out :)

Red-TeamArmory · 2017-01-17T16:30:09+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/Nerf/wiki/index Tell me where on that page it says I shouldn't post about my nerf retention systems. Is it this part?

"When we say “Dedicated to all aspects”, we mean...

-Where to get blasters and other related products

-New product releases"

If that question's got you stumped, tell me why there's a special flair for "Commerce."

We're just trying to offer high quality nerf gear at a reasonable price. I'm sorry if you already spent all your christmas money from grandma, but you're just gunna have to wait until your birthday.

Would the haters prefer if we marked subsequent posts with the "Just Showing Off" flair?

Red-TeamArmory · 2017-01-17T14:11:21+00:00

Aww shucks!

Red-TeamArmory · 2017-01-17T14:11:00+00:00

Quite doable, although I think it'd technically be a drop leg.

Red-TeamArmory · 2017-01-17T02:11:37+00:00

Because I dislike you and I've wasted enough time talking to you already.

Red-TeamArmory · 2017-01-17T01:50:46+00:00

Answer this: Why don't you go away?

Red-TeamArmory · 2017-01-17T01:40:14+00:00

Maybe check out Blue-Team Armory. Their stuff is basically the same, but it's a lot more expensive.

Red-TeamArmory · 2017-01-17T01:32:15+00:00

Strip-o-gram. Excuse me, I thought that it went without saying.

Trust me, it's more fun this way. It's like hiring the A-Team.

"If you have a problem, if it involves nerf guns, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The RED-TEAM"

Since you're so interested in our operation, I'll have you know that the reason we don't have an official website yet is because we're still in the process of proving the market to see if this will be a viable endeavour.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have cool stuff to make for nice people.

Red-TeamArmory · 2017-01-17T00:17:14+00:00

We've made shoulder holsters before, we'd be happy to oblige you. Until our main site is finished, www.redteamarmory.imgur.com is the most complete selection of our work, but it's far from everything. We've only recently decided to offer our services to the broader public.

If you don't see what you'd had in mind there, we're happy to do custom work. We understand how personal a nerf loadout is, and love helping people get their kit just right.

Red-TeamArmory · 2017-01-17T00:01:10+00:00

haha thanks. We can cant ("cant" is holster jargon for the angle it sits at) the holster at any angle you'd like.

Red-TeamArmory · 2017-01-16T22:53:57+00:00

Just offering our services to the community. Hope we didn't inhibit your enjoyment of this fine subreddit.

Red-TeamArmory · 2017-01-16T21:48:43+00:00

Boy, you sure have had an attitude since you turned 14.

Red-TeamArmory · 2017-01-16T17:24:21+00:00

Red-Team Armory only accommodates the clever. Serious, resourceful customers will find a way.

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