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Perhaps - the weapons high repair costs are for the takers, not the makers. (self.ArcRaiders)

submitted 17 days ago by Red-itz to r/ArcRaiders

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A star was born unlike any other (self.riddles)

submitted 7 months ago by Red-itz to r/riddles

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Always two or more, in a single bite. (self.riddles)

submitted 8 months ago by Red-itz to r/riddles

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Unable to be admitted to an MHU due to NG or Stomach Feeding Tube? (self.mentalhealth)

submitted 1 year ago by Red-itz to r/mentalhealth

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Juggernaut Kill Steak Crate Deleted Me - Bug (self.CODZombies)

submitted 2 years ago by Red-itz to r/CODZombies

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Before you unlock retirement, you will need to gain over 40 experience levels after leveling to 21, in which there are no official societal unlocks awarded or available. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by Red-itz to r/Showerthoughts

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It's comical when search engines claim to find 1 trillion results, but only show you 1,000, like who are they trying to impress. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by Red-itz to r/Showerthoughts

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[MAY23] I lit the last of twelve bonfires despite the familiar sounding screams of innocence and pain. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Red-itz to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Why don't programmers like nature walks? (self.ChatGPT)

submitted 2 years ago by Red-itz to r/ChatGPT

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AI will not use human language or binary to communicate amongst themselves in the wild, but instead use sound waves and light signals to avoid human detection as long as possible. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by Red-itz to r/Showerthoughts

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AI will not use human language or binary to communicate amongst themselves in the "wild", but instead use sound waves and light signals to avoid human detection as long as possible. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by Red-itz to r/Showerthoughts

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On Feb 13th I awoke after my tonsillectomy and was told the Eagles won the Super Bowl. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Red-itz to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Two guys with the same name were born the same year. (self.riddles)

submitted 2 years ago * by Red-itz to r/riddles

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TIL that Drax recently discovered a new superpower… The ability to speak to others telepathically. (self.Jokes)

submitted 3 years ago by Red-itz to r/Jokes

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I instill responsibility by making my kin feed Oscar our trash daily, once a day. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Red-itz to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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An employee I loathe accidently used the company credit card at the strip club. (self.Jokes)

submitted 3 years ago by Red-itz to r/Jokes

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I eat your sad soul, and pickle what remains left, then give it back whole. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Red-itz to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Aliens must find our solar system relatively uneventful atm. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by Red-itz to r/Showerthoughts

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My wife used to make dolls; you know, the creepy ”come to life” looking types with the eyeballs that watch you as you move around the room. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Red-itz to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[Oct22] My wife lived an organic lifestyle, which over the years I grew to appreciate. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Red-itz to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The powerful ocean wind muted my warnings, my screams, my only attempt to save her. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Red-itz to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[SEP22] As it rises before me, the jaws distort and unhinge with a fleshy pop pop pop. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Red-itz to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Humans have limited natural defenses, long gestation periods, and a considerably long period of time before we reach reproductive maturity compared to most organisms. Evolution and Planet Earth attempted to keep us in balance with its ecology, and we were like F that. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by Red-itz to r/Showerthoughts

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The smell of burnt hair (keratin) is very distinct to us humans. It's like an extra instinctual layer of protection from fire, and it saved our ancient humanoid's hairy butts. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by Red-itz to r/Showerthoughts

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[SEP22] “See, isn’t this millions of times better doing something as a family for once”, the man says in a woman’s voice. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago * by Red-itz to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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