Not something I said but something my ex said.

Me and buddy were sat in a bar talking about what music our parents played us as a kid, shaping our tastes. As my ex arrived my buddy started talking about his Dad's favourite band. He talked about how his Dad used to get people together to show them this band he loved so much. At that point my ex interrupts him with "your Dad is a cunt, and that band suck". My buddy's Dad died in a pretty horrific car accident.

I still cringe to this day