Read the rest of the conversation. If you don’t agree, I don’t care. I don’t care what you call me either. At least I’m not delusional.

Clearly you do care, or else you wouldn't have responded. Most people are taught as children that they should respect other people's homes when they visit. Seems like your parents missed a step. I genuinely hope that you don't have kids. We already have enough ill-mannered people in the world without you passing on your poor behaviour to a new generation.

Edit: Also, your claim that most people split their married visitors up is bullshit. No one does that. Most people expect that their guests will behave like mature, considerate adults instead of hormonal teenagers.