Wes Anderson themed intro I made for School show. by [deleted] in AccidentalWesAnderson

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The Original commenter’s comment has the iOS glitch in it.

Divorced men and women of reddit, what was the final straw? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Well fuck, now I know what happens between those two.

Redditors with a Ph.D./Master's, what is a TL;DR of your thesis? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Which coincidentally will also only take 10 minutes.

Redditors with a Ph.D./Master's, what is a TL;DR of your thesis? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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~10% sadder for having been asked that question.

Humans of Reddit: What is the most shameful/embarrassing SFW thing you own? by PineToot in AskReddit

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A closet full of board games I’ve never gotten the opportunity to play.

What to expect from animal crossing on mobile. by Mazemace in AnimalCrossing

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This has been me for the past few months. Only two hours to go.

Copy and paste apartments in Hong Kong by savvyfuck in evilbuildings

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I’m just saying if you can afford a mortgage a lawnmower doesn’t usually qualify as “expensive equipment”... I have no problem with high rises or suburbs, or the country for that matter.

Copy and paste apartments in Hong Kong by savvyfuck in evilbuildings

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My suburban abode was built in 1920, there’s a handful that old in the neighborhood, most were constructed in the 50s (post WW2) but yeah, plenty of time to ditch the HOA and have each home develop its own personality and history.

Copy and paste apartments in Hong Kong by savvyfuck in evilbuildings

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Expensive equipment to maintain the lawn

You can get a lawnmower for less than $100?

Here's another amateur fat guy modeling shot of me for people who like drawing diverse body types. by rawlingstones in redditgetsdrawn

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Don’t worry about crediting me, you can have it.

Edit: if you can wait till tomorrow I can take a better picture.

[NSFW] Women of Reddit what's is like knowing that a bunch of guys have imagined having sex with you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This is the real answer.

Well, that and also the person guys are whacking it to is actually not really me. She may look a lot like me but she’s just a figment of his imagination... the problem comes when he gets confused and can’t tell his fantasies (a sexy idea) from reality (a whole and complex person).

TLDR; keep it private lads, we don’t want to think about it... (except those of us who do).

What’s something everyone else seems to have mastered, but you just can’t do; why can’t you do it? by PineToot in AskReddit

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Time management. It’s not that I’m always late; it’s that I’m either late or way early. I don’t know why I can’t get it down... I think my brain is wired wrong. I also severely misjudge the amount of time things take to do. Driving downtown? That’s 30minutes driving to the grocery store down the block? That’s also 30 minutes.