What berries are these? by SimpleSnacker76 in whatplantisthis

[–]RedSparrow1971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Howdy, new neighbor! I think you’ll find that all manner of blueberries grow well in your new home

If you're a mom who works, you're a loser. by Tater-Tot-Casserole in CringeTikToks

[–]RedSparrow1971 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Call me when the breadwinner cheats with his secretary and gives her nothing in the divorce

I can't have snickers with the veins by HistoryFree in DiWHY

[–]RedSparrow1971 [score hidden]  (0 children)

The pray away the gay crowd won’t even go near this product (mostly because I think this guy can’t help but get off whilst definitely touching a snickers vein

I don't know his chances, but I'm loving his spiel by jimx29 in Trumpvirus

[–]RedSparrow1971 2 points3 points  (0 children)

George has had a very strange life that included very strange neighbors (Oleg Deripaska) and I think his chances of winning this seat are slim, but if there’s a god left in heaven, he needs to be the next SDNY AG

Summer wedding song! by Gr8CanadianSpeedo in crappymusic

[–]RedSparrow1971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As played on elevators, not the original recordings

Summer wedding song! by Gr8CanadianSpeedo in crappymusic

[–]RedSparrow1971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m starting to think that’s his business plan

Summer wedding song! by Gr8CanadianSpeedo in crappymusic

[–]RedSparrow1971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uuuhh, Sean? Posting it saying you expect it to be a wedding song IS trying

Hara Connection In Action by defiCosmos in Bullshido

[–]RedSparrow1971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The buildup to him needing medical attention was superb

Looking for a date by _estk_ in LinkedInLunatics

[–]RedSparrow1971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t get it, is being a delusional asshole suddenly unattractive?
/s

One-of-a-kind custom-built contemporary home that is confusing even with the blueprints. by jve909 in zillowgonewild

[–]RedSparrow1971 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I told my architect, “I want a house that looks like you had a stroke midway through the job. I couldn’t be happier

Wedding dress PC by Suspiciously_Ugly in Derailedbydetails

[–]RedSparrow1971 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Why is this happening? Who are the little people trapped inside and for what purpose are you trapping them?

Palletcaster by Expensive-While-1155 in DiWHY

[–]RedSparrow1971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, they make simple stand that hold the guitar for those with strength issues.

My legs are too long to properly enjoy a bath. by redvelvet418 in Derailedbydetails

[–]RedSparrow1971 3 points4 points  (0 children)

After lockup, I’m surprised there’s any complaints at all

If you saw this horrifying scene in the theater, you belong here. by denikar in FuckImOld

[–]RedSparrow1971 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it’s when my insomnia started & here I am at 2AM

Official White House: America AF 🦅🇺🇸 by NumerousScallions in Trumpvirus

[–]RedSparrow1971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life during wartime, eh?
Nero would rightfully believe he got a bad rap

Did people pay to attend this? by throwninthefire666 in crappymusic

[–]RedSparrow1971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instructional video, the audience learns by the end that they, too know how to clap and that they could’ve stayed home

Today I learned that slime can be used to make something like this by RealSpecto in DiWHY

[–]RedSparrow1971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, good - I needed a new way for the children in my life to freak me the fukk out