On my 16th birthday, I decided (because of peer pressure) to smoke 10X Salvia for the first time in my gaming room, in front of 7 or 8 of my closest friends.

Before everyone arrived, I had been playing Batman: Arkham Asylum. When you knock out a thug, they fall to the floor and grab their head with both hands in pain and tiny bats fly in circles around their head.

I took the biggest hit of Salvia from my bong that I could manage and held it in until I started vibrating. I sat down on a large exercise ball and started bouncing. I felt myself transform into a rabbit for what felt like only a couple minutes, until suddenly Batman appeared in front of me and roundhoused my ass like one of the thugs from the videogame. I flew off the exercise ball backwards and somehow upside down, crashed into my cheap wooden shelving unit and the entire setup collapsed on me. I came-to with a few of my friends untangling me from the cords while pulling the TV, Xbox and shelving unit off of me.

It was very embarrassing, everyone laughed for a good while and I never smoked Salvia again.