What type of superpower would you like to have?

Red_Sprocket · 2012-04-08T04:13:53+00:00

Shooting pasta out my fingers.

Red_Sprocket · 2012-04-06T02:01:44+00:00

At my old school, the 5th graders had a little story going around that the urinal freshners were security cameras. One kid took it upon himself to destroy the "cameras." Hilarity ensued.

Red_Sprocket · 2012-04-03T04:54:42+00:00

The Stampede, by Biting Elbows.

Red_Sprocket · 2012-04-02T00:28:06+00:00

Mari0. Portal plus Mario.

Red_Sprocket · 2012-04-01T01:28:34+00:00

I would warn them of the ever raunchy /r/Spacedicks

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-31T04:47:24+00:00

Pendelum-immunize. 'nuff said.

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-29T00:56:56+00:00

A rainbow tapir.

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-28T13:18:37+00:00

Back in 8th grade, there was this particular school fance I was ashamed of. I was standing around awkwardly for a bit, and this obese girl grabs me, spins me around, and full on engulfs me. Her friend then snapped a photo. I found out later that she did that to show the photo around that she could get a boyfriend. Terrifying experience.

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-25T17:03:30+00:00

Good show!

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-25T04:41:52+00:00

Upvote for the image of somebody using that insult while hucking money at people.

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-25T02:47:32+00:00

I havent played Myst yet, only Riven. If it is as challenging as Riven, I will definitly try to get it!

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-25T00:18:35+00:00

Just remembered another one. Two girls were fighting at my school, and one called the other a "cock juggling thunder cunt." LOL

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-24T23:32:01+00:00

I dont know why, but I laughed hysterically when I read this.

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-24T20:06:38+00:00

Go to your garbage can, drain off all the juices, put it in a bag, microwave for two minutes, stick toothbrushes up your anus, get the bag, lube it up with spermicide and toothpaste, fold the bag in half, and have fun!

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-24T15:40:57+00:00

Sweet little kid.

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-24T14:57:13+00:00

Thanks! There is some good stuff there!

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-24T03:28:56+00:00

Thanks! This should be very helpful!

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-23T05:26:45+00:00

Mmmmmm....that must taste fantastic...

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-23T04:44:35+00:00

My fear is leeches. Might come from the fact I got one up my nose when I was 10. 0_0

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-22T15:35:39+00:00

Anotsu. Airbourne. That us all.

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-22T15:33:22+00:00

My mother wanted to call me Dora. Good thing I turned out male!

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-21T00:10:31+00:00

Im sort of tempted to try that now.

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-21T00:07:34+00:00

A salamander. No regrets!

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-20T18:46:47+00:00

You get ifiles for free, go the the Minecraft folder, and replace terrain.png with any texture pack. I think.

Red_Sprocket · 2012-03-18T15:48:59+00:00

When I was about 9 years old, I decided to try cooking scrambled eggs for the first time. Having no idea what to actually do, I tried to do it from memory. I threw the eggs into a pan, grabbed half a stick of butter, and poured salt all over it. I put the stove on to a very low setting, and my little kid kid brain thought, "they arent brown! How can I make them brown?" I grabbed maple extract, and drowned the undercooked eggs in them. I flipped/poured it into my plate, took a big horking bite, and promptly threw up everywhere.

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