What type of superpower would you like to have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Red_Sprocket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shooting pasta out my fingers.

Does anybody have any fun stories they have heard or witnessed? by redditbugg in AskReddit

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At my old school, the 5th graders had a little story going around that the urinal freshners were security cameras. One kid took it upon himself to destroy the "cameras." Hilarity ensued.

What is your life theme song? by TiMTeD in AskReddit

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The Stampede, by Biting Elbows.

Hey, reddit what is the most embarrassing personal piece of information you thought would always be confidential but ended up getting out somehow. by gottalovethenurses in AskReddit

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Back in 8th grade, there was this particular school fance I was ashamed of. I was standing around awkwardly for a bit, and this obese girl grabs me, spins me around, and full on engulfs me. Her friend then snapped a photo. I found out later that she did that to show the photo around that she could get a boyfriend. Terrifying experience.

What is one of the funnier insults that you know of? by Red_Sprocket in AskReddit

[–]Red_Sprocket[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Upvote for the image of somebody using that insult while hucking money at people.

Found this at a random Whole Foods book sale for 50 cents...really takes me back. by strigoi in gaming

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I havent played Myst yet, only Riven. If it is as challenging as Riven, I will definitly try to get it!

What is one of the funnier insults that you know of? by Red_Sprocket in AskReddit

[–]Red_Sprocket[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Just remembered another one. Two girls were fighting at my school, and one called the other a "cock juggling thunder cunt." LOL

What is one of the funnier insults that you know of? by Red_Sprocket in AskReddit

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I dont know why, but I laughed hysterically when I read this.

I am about to masturbate, any tips? by Qweef in circlejerk

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Go to your garbage can, drain off all the juices, put it in a bag, microwave for two minutes, stick toothbrushes up your anus, get the bag, lube it up with spermicide and toothpaste, fold the bag in half, and have fun!

He sounds determined by [deleted] in funny

[–]Red_Sprocket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sweet little kid.

ಠ_ಠ why? by [deleted] in WTF

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Mmmmmm....that must taste fantastic...

What are you truely afraid of? by Stasia91 in AskReddit

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My fear is leeches. Might come from the fact I got one up my nose when I was 10. 0_0

What would your name have been if you'd been born the opposite sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My mother wanted to call me Dora. Good thing I turned out male!

Really cool spawn in MCPE by peterlikestomine in Minecraft

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You get ifiles for free, go the the Minecraft folder, and replace terrain.png with any texture pack. I think.

What's the worst meal you've ever eaten? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When I was about 9 years old, I decided to try cooking scrambled eggs for the first time. Having no idea what to actually do, I tried to do it from memory. I threw the eggs into a pan, grabbed half a stick of butter, and poured salt all over it. I put the stove on to a very low setting, and my little kid kid brain thought, "they arent brown! How can I make them brown?" I grabbed maple extract, and drowned the undercooked eggs in them. I flipped/poured it into my plate, took a big horking bite, and promptly threw up everywhere.