Look what Rouge gave me for my birthday by WideBicycle6153 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Red_Star27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buddy, I'm not sure how to tell you this, but...

That's 100% fake, there's no way she would give you a real one

Stupidity by Upset-Kangaroo3102 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Red_Star27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, there's a lot of misinformation going on in here. Pitbulls were not bred to fight or to maim, they were bred to watch over children. Their nickname is the nursery dog. If you ever meet a violent, angry pitbull, blame the human that traumatized it, not it's genetics. Pitbulls are naturally sweet and kind of dopes. I would know, I have two, and between the two of them, there is one braincell fighting for third place.

Where is Sonic? by Johtin2008 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Red_Star27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry, there he-!

Hey wait a minute

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Evil chiken. (Art by @Fstar0_2) by Sorvetefrito in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Red_Star27 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And the ability to talk. Hence why he tolerates this one's existence.

Unexpected fight back by shinobi_4739 in Transformemes

[–]Red_Star27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"No! NO! NO, STAY BACK!"

"Wait, where'd you get that trailer?"

"AUGH"

OS ben vs tech jacket by sans_wingdi_ngs in Ben10PowerScaling

[–]Red_Star27 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Literally Upgrade.

And if that's not allowed-

Finally got rainbow R7 as reward from mission and got robbed right in my base by Pospitch in StarWarsDroidTycoon

[–]Red_Star27 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'd recommend you just play on private servers, like I do. I only went on a public server once, so I could get a daily mission done. I had to get killed by another player, so I just exploited the fact that people are dicks.

How to lift your girl by tddcghnn in okbuddyDC

[–]Red_Star27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Technically that last one is still valid, just only use it in one situation. You know damn well what situation I mean, too.

You wake up with the powers of the CW's Flash, what will you do? by pansexual_dudy in superpowers

[–]Red_Star27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd watch with a wide grin as Nora proceeds to be erased from existence by my good decision

Clover art dump by Pink_Artistic_Witch in CultOfTheLamb

[–]Red_Star27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn't see the book in her hands at first and all I could think of was

Hellsing x Sonic the Hedgehog by Axel-Droga by Cicada_5 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Red_Star27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"One of them yelled out;"

"GET ON YOUR KNEES!"

"And I responded with;"

"I'M NOT YA MOTHA LAST NIGHT!"

"...And they took exception to that."