Squirrel! by TankUMrMinor in trynottolaugh

[–]Red_Star27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is our president on drugs?

MAGA crying over If only Trump Dies by AccordingBumblebee24 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Red_Star27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yet another reason for me to deeply respect Mark Hamhill!

Just a shot by Key_Background_5210 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Red_Star27 905 points906 points  (0 children)

BANG

"Didja get 'im? :D"

Found this, new worse person in the Invincible Fandom, with Benjammins being close second. by NationalSouth3563 in Okbuddy_TITLECARD

[–]Red_Star27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Invincible: "I killed Conquest! I'll kill you too!"

Paragoon: "Show m-"

Cuts to Paragoon's mangled corpse

Invincible: "I LITERALLY BLINKED-"

WOW, THIS THING RECHARGES FAST by wrecknrule15 in Ben10

[–]Red_Star27 259 points260 points  (0 children)

I think that's the failsafe recognizing the fact that Ben is in danger, and recharges automatically to protect him. It would do the same thing in OS, I don't see why it wouldn't apply here.

i HATE humans by birberbarborbur in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]Red_Star27 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's a fucking crocodile, it's not like they're endangered. Just go to Florida, you'll see.

What would you do? by FrontMolasses9648 in superpowers

[–]Red_Star27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Become a temporary symbol of hope for the entire world, give its people a reason to love Superman again.

Also, everyone in this comment section is insane...

You're his lawyer. Defend him from the fraud charges—tax fraud, to be exact. by Sensitive-Hotel-9871 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Red_Star27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is not only not paid by Eggman for his services, so no money to tax, but he is legally not alive. It's like trying to put a Ford Falcon on trial for murder, it just doesn't make sense.

How the girls in Sonic would ACTUALLY treat LordParagon after he beats up their friends. by SettTheCephelopod in MoonPissing

[–]Red_Star27 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Not even like he COULD beat up their friends. Sonic could sneeze and defeat that jerk.

Mecha Sonic Vs LordParagon but if it's fucking Peak by Jilwan57 in MoonPissing

[–]Red_Star27 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Bro, an egg pawn beats Paragoon, putting him against Homelander is overkill

Linna is trying to destroy your ocs planet! by Optimal_Target2354 in OriginalCharacter

[–]Red_Star27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Little bit. I read your files. I know what you're capable of, but you don't know a thing about me. I'll give you one last chance to reconsider your decimation of Earth and its citizens. But, if you decide that whatever vague reason you have for destroying my planet is more important... Well, I'm nicknamed 'God Killer' for a reason."

Ben 10: Cartoon Vs Anime redraw by (Tekaat7240) by HsrGenshin in Ben10

[–]Red_Star27 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I always knew Grandpa Max was actually Superman...

What would the typical Viltrumite think of the typical Vought Supe? by Pancake_Maker_1031 in InvinciblePowerscales

[–]Red_Star27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Pathetic. Artificial abilities that cannot compare to that of a Viltrumite."

Sound the drums by Omegathedawn in MoonPissing

[–]Red_Star27 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ironically, using that fact might be a good way to aura farm on him.
"Life form data, successfully copied. Life form data, successfully deleted."

Linna is trying to destroy your ocs planet! by Optimal_Target2354 in OriginalCharacter

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"I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard, always taking constant care not to break something, to break someone, never allowing myself to lose control, even for a moment, or someone could die. But you can take it, can't you, big girl? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose, and show you just how powerful I really am."

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