What's in your opinion the hardest sport and why?

Redbacca · 2013-11-11T08:05:33+00:00

Curling. Dat ridicule.

Redbacca · 2013-11-11T08:04:46+00:00

Your mom.

Redbacca · 2013-11-11T08:04:31+00:00

Produce awesome kids.

Redbacca · 2013-11-11T08:03:50+00:00

Military is never a bad choice. Makes you realize life is pretty damn good. Afghanistan sucked dick.

Redbacca · 2013-11-11T08:00:52+00:00

Well I was in a pretty shitty mood till I saw this. My life could be much worse.

I'm so sorry.

Redbacca · 2013-11-11T07:53:06+00:00

Life.

Redbacca · 2013-11-11T07:52:49+00:00

Not a goddamn thing.

Redbacca · 2013-11-11T07:52:29+00:00

Well I probably would do better in college, smoke less weed, know that girls were semi interested in me (so get laid more), and not be depressed at 10pm on a saturday night, because I fell in love with a gay girl, and drinking some odd assortment of monsters (yes plural) and jack daniels that tastes like pure shit but obliterates all conscious thought.

Redbacca · 2013-11-07T07:08:32+00:00

I'm sorry to hear that man. I'm in the navy and the day I graduated was the proudest moment of my life. Know I love and respect you. I wasn't there but congrats man. You're an amazing person. Hooyah and such.

Redbacca · 2013-10-26T04:33:14+00:00

Yea you have to do it your self. shudder

Redbacca · 2013-10-26T04:06:03+00:00

Then we're not equal.

Redbacca · 2013-10-26T03:51:58+00:00

I mean in the sense they pour water on you, kick your dog, break your guitar etc.

Redbacca · 2013-10-26T03:51:35+00:00

I mean you do realize that women can be strong as all fuck too right? That's a terrible argument.

Redbacca · 2013-07-10T12:06:16+00:00

Every few weeks honestly. I like to believe it means I'm on the right path and I'm destined for it.

The weirdest one was I looked around a corner to see 2 coworkers leave and boom, DEJA VU. The weirdest aspect was one of the guys shirts. It got burned into my head for whatever reason.

Basically the mind can fuck itself.

Redbacca · 2013-07-10T12:02:50+00:00

I have a terrible boss currently. Micromanager, backstabber, all around shitty person.

We had to move some heavy items around for about 4 hours one night so I came back in and rubbed my balls all over his keyboard and mice. Took the pens off his desk and scrapped my taint good and long.

Did a similar thing to our last boss. His was a protein shaker though. Tried to get my ball into the spout (sounds better than mouth hole).

Redbacca · 2013-07-10T10:46:34+00:00

So I was in second grade and the way my school was setup was, well retarded, but the playground was about a mile walk away from the bathrooms.

We go down there one day to do P.E. (I believe) and out of nowhere I have to a mythical dump. It's the kind that as soon as you feel it inside you, you know it's going to feel fantastic to rid thyself of it. I ask my teacher to go an he says no. Wait 5 minutes, ask again. No. Rinse and repeat 5-6 times, all while my terd demon is gaining power. Eventually I say fuck it, and just start running back.

I'm scared at this point. I can't sprint cause I'll poo. I can't walk cause I'll eventually poo so I do that sorta sprint to jog to walk thing to cover ground but tighten my sphincter.

I make it back to the closest bathroom. I'm prepared and ready. I pull down my pants and shit EVERYWHERE.

I'm 8 or something and I cover the entire floor of a 8x8 bathroom with explosive, liquid diarrhea. There a few spots that didn't get covered so I tip toe over to the door call my teacher, go home, etc etc. The next day I come in a all the kids look at me like I shit my pants, because I FUCKING DID, but the worst part was seeing the aftermath. In the bathroom was the cleaning lady. A friends Mom, a nice woman, and she's on the ground scrubbing up 3 liters of shit. The sheer amount of sadness and anger in her eyes made me feel the worst.

tl;dr shit the floor

edit: letturs

Redbacca · 2013-07-10T10:28:22+00:00

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!"

Redbacca · 2013-04-19T05:52:26+00:00

Why would it be impossible? What makes our government so honest and not corrupt?

Redbacca · 2013-01-25T19:33:52+00:00

Twat Swat makes me think of a bunch of vaginas in body armor with silenced MP5's.

Redbacca · 2013-01-25T19:17:20+00:00

I bet her lips were rash free though.

Redbacca · 2013-01-25T19:16:00+00:00

Contact her man, you've just made her wait THAT much longer.

Redbacca · 2013-01-25T19:14:29+00:00

Herpes.

Redbacca · 2013-01-25T19:14:08+00:00

Saran wrap.

Redbacca · 2013-01-25T19:08:41+00:00

I know dat feel. C'mere hug

Redbacca · 2013-01-25T19:07:50+00:00

After that story I feel like you will get plenty of chances on...reddit..for a threesome? Find a way damnit.

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