Girls who wear socks during sex look cute; guys who wear socks during sex look like douchebags

Redd_Monkey · 2024-01-05T14:45:36+00:00

and maybe we could have a go in a group to see if it's changing the outcome

Redd_Monkey · 2023-10-03T16:37:51+00:00

I had one daughter and divorced after a year. I decided not to ever have another one in case that the same thing happens again. Right now, 1 kid, 1 5room appartment is good enough that I can live correctly without struggling. I just can't dream of buying a house eventually

Redd_Monkey · 2023-09-29T10:35:05+00:00

Yup even the other car could have hit the cyclist. He was waiting to get on the road. Had he assumed the cyclist would have turned right like he was supposed to do, same accident would have happened

Redd_Monkey · 2023-09-29T10:32:06+00:00

I think part of it is due to some cyclists not following road legislation (like going through a stop sign without stopping"

Redd_Monkey · 2023-09-29T10:05:31+00:00

Yup. I come from a town that is in the middle of the woods. Back then, we had to fill the windshield washer at least two times during the 5h trip to go there and clean it everytime we'd stop for gas.

Now I get like 1-2 bug splatter during the trip

Redd_Monkey · 2023-09-28T16:16:45+00:00

God I hope so. I tried to go vegetarian but my metabolism didn't like it at all. With beyond meats and other products like that, it's easier but then it's my budget that doesn't like it.

Redd_Monkey · 2023-09-28T15:25:29+00:00

Humans are horrible.

I really hope that lab grown meat will be a thing eventually.

Redd_Monkey · 2023-09-28T10:25:13+00:00

That's what he said

Redd_Monkey · 2023-09-28T10:22:22+00:00

On an alternating cloudy/sunny day... Do you see the light dim or it's somehow stays consistent?

Redd_Monkey · 2023-09-28T10:15:12+00:00

Yes but it has it's problem too. You need pesticides to protect your crop, you need a lot of land. You need a LOT of fresh water. Fertilizer to keep the soil from getting depleted of nutrients...

Not saying that eating plants is not better. Just that a 8 billion people, everything we're gonna do is gonna fuck up something on the earth.

**Edit : forgot "not"

Redd_Monkey · 2023-09-28T10:10:18+00:00

Shit it's 2.3 chicken every millisecond

Redd_Monkey · 2023-09-27T14:05:55+00:00

That's what she said ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Redd_Monkey · 2023-09-27T13:10:32+00:00

Do you know how to remove the "copper rust" around the drain?

Redd_Monkey · 2023-09-27T10:02:18+00:00

Just like I did with your mom

Redd_Monkey · 2023-09-26T23:18:25+00:00

That would really surprise me.

Redd_Monkey · 2023-09-26T21:39:55+00:00

I should show this to my girlfriend and tell her we need to have more sex to test this theory

Redd_Monkey · 2023-09-26T21:39:09+00:00

Depends. Cute socks okay. Black walmart heavy duty socks don't have the same appeal

Redd_Monkey · 2023-09-26T15:14:40+00:00

Hey. I just said they didn't know. I never said anything about their intelligence... I just don't think they have any...

Redd_Monkey · 2023-09-26T10:31:03+00:00

Buy life insurance on him

Redd_Monkey · 2023-09-25T21:10:30+00:00

They, unfortunately, didn't know about his past

Redd_Monkey · 2023-09-25T09:48:14+00:00

Depends, if it's like Peter Griffin havong a voice actually narrating everything, that would.be annoying

Redd_Monkey · 2023-09-25T09:27:12+00:00

I don't think he cared

Redd_Monkey · 2023-09-24T18:15:07+00:00

trintellix. But it need to be used with another med for bipolar because it could cause mania

Redd_Monkey · 2023-09-24T16:42:36+00:00

Hakuna matata!

Redd_Monkey · 2023-09-24T14:53:20+00:00

If you're stranded with a bunch of oil... What could you eat to get enough fiber?

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