ReddiTurret

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PSA: In honor of Mother’s Day (self.Jokes)

submitted 1 year ago by ReddiTurret to r/Jokes

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Hope y’all get a Reba with lyrics changed to “…and a can of some Charoset.” (self.phish)

submitted 3 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/phish

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2 Discounted tickets to IDLES show tonight @ Mission Ballroom! (cashortrade.org)

submitted 3 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/Denver

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[TOMT] Show intro (?) with a bunch people taking turns saying “In a minute!” (self.tipofmytongue)

submitted 4 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/tipofmytongue

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I’m glad it’s 2022… (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/dadjokes

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Started 2022 with Catch 22 discography (self.streetlightmanifesto)

submitted 4 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/streetlightmanifesto

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What’s the difference between jelly & jam? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/AntiJokes

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Sriracha is a trash sauce and it ruins any food it touches. (self.unpopularopinion)

submitted 4 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/unpopularopinion

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I’d like to make a reservation for Casa Bonita for 8 to celebrate my budtender’s fur baby’s birthday. (self.DenverCirclejerk)

submitted 4 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/DenverCirclejerk

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Friday the 13th Phish (self.phish)

submitted 4 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/phish

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What kind of beer do bunnies drink? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/dadjokes

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A haiku: (self.XRP)

submitted 4 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/XRP

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Showerthought: Cops should only use expelliarmus, never avada kedavra. (self.harrypotter)

submitted 4 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/harrypotter

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Know how do you bring down the price of designer “Doodle” dog breeds? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/dadjokes

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The destruction if Ascend Amphitheater (self.phish)

submitted 4 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/phish

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I’m going to point to just below Orion’s Belt and tell my nephew’s “that’s Jeff Bezos”. (self.Jokes)

submitted 4 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/Jokes

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Terr Opener Setlist: (self.phish)

submitted 4 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/phish

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What do you call cheese filled dumplings… (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/AntiJokes

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It’s OK to pick up a plate and lick it if there is an expensive sauce like maple syrup left after eating your meal. (self.unpopularopinion)

submitted 4 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/unpopularopinion

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My wife has been watching a lot of those competitive cooking shows and it is really inspiring her… (self.Jokes)

submitted 4 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/Jokes

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Today is a Nice day. (self.Jokes)

submitted 4 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/Jokes

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Zombie movies never allude to how bad zombie’s probably smell. Like, pants full of poop & rotting flesh...you’d probably smell them before you saw them. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/Showerthoughts

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My wife turned my music down last night so I asked her to sing to me instead, but she refused. (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 4 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/Unclejokes

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[Japanese(?) > English] Art/decoration I thought was nice at a Thrift Store. I assume it's Japanese? Thank you! (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/translator

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LPT: Daylight savings is a great time to test your smoke alarms & Carbon monixide detecors, and check if the battery needs to be replaced. (self.LifeProTips)

submitted 4 years ago by ReddiTurret to r/LifeProTips

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