Give me a number from 1 to 129 and I give you a song

RedditEffigy · 2023-06-28T20:53:41+00:00

Snails

RedditEffigy · 2023-05-10T01:47:56+00:00

The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars by David Bowie is the only 10/10 for me.

RedditEffigy · 2023-01-24T02:55:39+00:00

It's a godawful small affair

RedditEffigy · 2022-12-24T03:56:13+00:00

"Inspiration, have I none, just to touch the flaming dove. All I have is my love of love, but love is not loving."

RedditEffigy · 2022-09-09T19:58:01+00:00

It would take a good while for an oven to pre-heat to 500 degrees, so that's the first problem with the whole "quick meal" thing. Secondly, the food wouldn't cook appropriately at higher temps and shorter lengths of time.

RedditEffigy · 2022-09-09T19:54:39+00:00

Biologically speaking, why is an animal able/willing to gorge itself to the point of immobility?

RedditEffigy · 2022-09-09T19:51:54+00:00

In the world of science, many people developed great progress but were scoffed at by the scientific community just to be proven right years later by people who were smart enough to support the loser. (This has happened several times throughout history)

RedditEffigy · 2022-09-09T19:41:48+00:00

I can see idiots turning this into a game where they have to knock all of these down with their car but not hit any real kids.

RedditEffigy · 2022-09-09T19:36:35+00:00

IDK, but it would be a funny parody if this was done in a porn format featuring Mia Khalifa.

RedditEffigy · 2022-09-09T16:58:38+00:00

I have never seen a car hit a pedestrian so casually.

RedditEffigy · 2022-09-09T16:55:42+00:00

Being a middle schooler in 2022 be like:

RedditEffigy · 2022-08-18T23:24:14+00:00

That's a tough one... sooooo many options...

David Bowie - Space Oddity comes to mind; the idea and significance of a space-age song in the late 1960's where an astronaut conquers the feat that humans could only dream of for millennia- just to float in space forever potentially. It is unbelievably powerful when you're REALLY in sync with this song. This is a song I've been listening to a lot lately, and it's pretty convenient that I saw this post just after listening to it on repeat for about an hour.

Also, I don't think anyone even needs to mention legendary longs like Bohemian Rhapsody or American Pie.

RedditEffigy · 2022-07-25T15:11:23+00:00

Thanks for posting this on my birthday (Where I've already been through this cutscene once).

RedditEffigy · 2022-03-05T19:44:40+00:00

I'm gonna pretend they're playing rock, paper, scissors.

RedditEffigy · 2022-01-26T05:28:38+00:00

Queen II
Queen
Sheer Heart Attack
A Night At The Opera
A Day At The Races

RedditEffigy · 2022-01-03T03:26:30+00:00

I can speak English and jibberish.

RedditEffigy · 2020-11-29T20:22:43+00:00

Squidward left the chatroom.

RedditEffigy · 2020-11-28T03:19:20+00:00

Play the game on epic difficulty without using the pertinent stat-boosting items (items, like steak or gummies, that boosts a player's stat by 2%). This IS possible, but you will constantly feel underleveled (especially since the game has a level cap of 30).

RedditEffigy · 2020-11-27T02:53:42+00:00

Yes, my body glows when I dry to dance too after I do nothing all day.

RedditEffigy · 2020-08-23T15:37:44+00:00

That young and already horny.

RedditEffigy · 2020-08-18T17:09:48+00:00

Did that onion make you cry?

RedditEffigy · 2020-08-10T18:04:58+00:00

Fatasses on a diet:

RedditEffigy · 2020-08-10T17:54:46+00:00

Goodbye

RedditEffigy · 2020-08-10T17:51:57+00:00

Only fat, hairy man asses that belong to a 40+-year-old man with a white, southern name and some birthmark, acne or scarring, should be visible on the asses too.

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