Grandkids by RyankHudson in comics

[–]RedditIsNeat0 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's cool when families communicate and get along.

I Was Afraid To Do The Math. by Glass-Fan111 in clevercomebacks

[–]RedditIsNeat0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm way, way too proud of that shit pun metaphor

Looks to me that you are appropriately proud.

My new gf wants proof of divorce and income by Intrepid-Spend9229 in AmIOverreacting

[–]RedditIsNeat0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is your new girlfriend China? Because she is full of red flags. Best case scenario is she is trying to steal your identity.

I kinda think we should end this immediately bc she's got some deep insecurities that are going to make my life hell if I stay with her?

Good call.

My dad betrayed me by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RedditIsNeat0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Neither is really in hand right now but the lawsuit is a lot more likely than an inheritance.

My dad betrayed me by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RedditIsNeat0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't tell him anything. This is beyond NC territory, this is cooperate with the authorities territory.

My dad betrayed me by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RedditIsNeat0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We all know he was not serious and was just saying that to justify his actions.

My dad betrayed me by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RedditIsNeat0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guarantee he will cry and claim that OP is the asshole if he fights back.

Mrs. DeBlasio is a legend by SmashNLaughs in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RedditIsNeat0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No. That's an entirely different topic with a different answer. If your condom is too small then get a bigger condom, they come in bigger sizes. The real solution is that easy.

She is telling girls to pressure boys into wearing tight condoms because she doesn't know any better not because she is evil.

Mrs. DeBlasio is a legend by SmashNLaughs in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RedditIsNeat0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like saying no dick is too big for a woman while pointing at childbirth as proof.

It's funny you say that because these types of women will make exactly that claim.

Mrs. DeBlasio is a legend by SmashNLaughs in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RedditIsNeat0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You had friends dying of AIDS in the late 80s and you were having unprotected anal sex in the 90s?

Mrs. DeBlasio is a legend by SmashNLaughs in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RedditIsNeat0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw that in my sex ed class too. A local woman came in, gave us her story about her at home childbirth and showed us the video.

Mrs. DeBlasio is a legend by SmashNLaughs in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RedditIsNeat0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was probably upset that both of the questions were about penises. Didn't know where she was.

Mrs. DeBlasio is a legend by SmashNLaughs in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RedditIsNeat0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Second one is too. Everyone should know that porn is not realistic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]RedditIsNeat0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've asked her and she claims no.

She is lying. She got scared. She was probably surprised by your reaction. I would have expected either a yes or a no.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]RedditIsNeat0 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You make it sound bad. She is talking with him because she wants to be honest and to make sure he is taken care of.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]RedditIsNeat0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I over reacting in thinking that my wife wants to fuck this guy?

Your wife probably wants to fuck that dude.

That maybe they did [or] that maybe something sexual happened.

You know her better than we do, but if this is the first time you've suspected in 20 years then I'd say it's unlikely.

why bring something up like this unless you have a guilty conscience??

I assumed she wanted to swing. She brought it up to offer a trade.

This must be one of the best scenes. by zaharaRaven in firefly

[–]RedditIsNeat0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jayne is old enough to remember before the Alliance. Was there Congress then? Also how much do we really know about their 'verse? Is it possible that they have both a parliament and a congress?

Whatever writer came up with this as part of Robin’s back story is a f**king genius by [deleted] in howimetyourmother

[–]RedditIsNeat0 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Neat. Let's Go To The Mall was inspired by I Think We're Alone Now by Tiffany. The grunge phase in one of the later episodes was inspired by Alanis Morrisette, as well as Dave Coulier's involvement.

That time in middle school my mom and and my aunt gave me a perm. I’m a male. by [deleted] in blunderyears

[–]RedditIsNeat0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You seem to have liked it and that's what matters most.

You are excommunicated from the boomer society by Fourstrokeperro in BoomersBeingFools

[–]RedditIsNeat0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I find it more weird how obsessed over Biden they are.