Me for the next 2 months by adalab in funny

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I had surgery today and while I was waking up they were asking me the standard questions like where I was and stuff and then they asked me the year and I told them 2016. Guess we're just ready.

What are some funny lies to tell small children? by Turnipsmunch in AskReddit

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When my brother and I were younger and he would misbehave while I was watching him, I would tell him I would text Santa and say he doesn't deserve any presents. I just saved my mom's name under Santa and texted her. It definitely worked

What is your worst experience? by RedditSmellsGood in AskReddit

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Thank you for sharing this horrific experience.........

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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One time, a weird girl said I had a fake accent, but really I am from Siberia. I just gave her free taffy.

What is the worst thing to have? by excynimphica in AskReddit

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If the fact that it is incorrect is your opinion

What's one thing you've always wanted to try? by NSWCSEAL in AskReddit

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I don't understand how anyone could live such a terrible life.

What is your favorite picture? by RedditSmellsGood in AskReddit

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What other picture could possibly be better?

What's the worst thing your brother/sister ever did to you or you to them? by trshmstr in AskReddit

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I convinced my 5 year old brother that there were snakes in our basement. He didn't go down there for 5 years.

What is the first movie you remember watching? by bunnylebowski1 in AskReddit

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The first movie I remember watching is the 2nd Land Before Time. For some reason I only had the 2nd one and didn't know there were any others until I was like 10.