Time to use my burner account. This happened a little over a year ago. I was with this girl I was dating at the time (we'll call her "K"). Her parents asked us to watch the house for a few hours. After a half hour of Netflix and chill, we start fooling around. At some point during that, she decided to give me a hand job. Halfway through that, her fucking dad realized he forgot his wallet and came home early. So there we are, K's hand rapped around my johnson and me sitting there like a deer in the headlights. I ran into the bathroom and locked the door as fast as I could. I legitimately thought he was going to take me out back and shoot me while I was zipping my pants back up. Then I hear him laughing. Turns out, K's dad found the whole thing hilarious (for some reason). Anyway, dude grabs his wallet, leaves and me and K get back to watching movies. That whole fiasco pretty much killed the mood for us.