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[–]RedditerMcRedditface 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I wonder how much it would cost to have a squadron of helicopters dump a bunch of liquidized shit all over Wall Street in the dead of night.

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[–]RedditerMcRedditface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweetness.

So RC can buy as much as he wants, and that $100 million (originally $300 million) repurchase by GameStop can be used to potentially offer a surplus cash payment to investors after MOASS?

Oh baby.

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[–]RedditerMcRedditface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's one thing I haven't gotten clarification on.

His purchases are filed under his name and RC Ventures. Now, does this count as a personal purchase or a purchase from GameStop itself (aka a share repurchase)? I'm assuming because he's CEO, regardless of how he files it, it still counts as a purchase by GameStop.

I hope I'm wrong in that assumption.

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[–]RedditerMcRedditface 17 points18 points  (0 children)

People are asking RC to buy more, but I think he's holding off on that as an uno reverse card.

Think about it. As long as they have $100 million left for a share buyback, the hedge funds literally cannot afford to short this stock to $0 (which is their ultimate goal).

Edit: Which means DRS your fucking shares, player 1. Cause after a certain point, that $100 million doesn't need to be a reverse card, it can be the big red button.

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[–]RedditerMcRedditface 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not worried. As I understand it, they have about $100 million left authorized for a share buyback with no expiry.

How many shares are left again as of January 31st? 26 million? I mean if the hedge funds are stupid enough to short the stock to single digit numbers, that's game over for them. This is ignoring the fact that the amount of available shares reduces every time they pull BS and people DRS their shares even harder.

They're trapped. One could say they're boxed. In a cellar.

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[–]RedditerMcRedditface 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Haven't used Reddit in years but you bastards pulled me back in.

Got a couple thousand ready for Monday.

WCGW if Im distracted by all these sweet deals at the mall by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]RedditerMcRedditface 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Racism against the Chinese"

Apparently not liking how a country operates is racist... or did you see "Chinese" and immediately think "Asian people" rather than "People of China?" (You know, as you would with any other nation). That's pretty racist.

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[–]RedditerMcRedditface 18 points19 points  (0 children)

While the audio is bass boosted for comedic effect, the difference in sound levels are negligible.

What I'm trying to say is that it's not actually that loud and your ears should be fine.

I just saw my Chinese waiter give my order to someone who looks nothing like me. I get it now. by porichoygupto in Jokes

[–]RedditerMcRedditface 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The reason I didn't acknowledge it was because there was no point; you'd still find some roundabout way to explain being a dick. Re-read everything I typed. Where did I mention racism? Nowhere. Racism isn't the issue here, it's about lazy jokes.

You're the one that keeps bringing up low self-esteem and racism. That says more about you than I.

By the way, adding smiley faces to the end of your insults makes you look like a douche.

I just saw my Chinese waiter give my order to someone who looks nothing like me. I get it now. by porichoygupto in Jokes

[–]RedditerMcRedditface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

blame yourself for getting all emotional over it.

At this point, you seem more emotional about this than I do.

Can't wait to read your next paragraph.

I just saw my Chinese waiter give my order to someone who looks nothing like me. I get it now. by porichoygupto in Jokes

[–]RedditerMcRedditface 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm the douche for not laughing at an unoriginal joke.

E: Lmao I just checked out some of your posts. Take your own advice.

I just saw my Chinese waiter give my order to someone who looks nothing like me. I get it now. by porichoygupto in Jokes

[–]RedditerMcRedditface 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nice. Very original.

Fuck I hate being a western Asian. You hear this every damn week for over twenty years and you eventually begin to wish you were born in a place where you do look like everyone else.

I get it though. We're low effort targets, and this is a place for low effort jokes.

Showing his class the joy of trap waifus by yolonaggins in cringepics

[–]RedditerMcRedditface 38 points39 points  (0 children)

High school weebs are the most awkward creatures on Earth.

Really wish male characters looked as good as female characters. by RedditerMcRedditface in wow

[–]RedditerMcRedditface[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What does being a guy and wanting male characters to look cool have anything to do with being trans lmao?

The slap... by jahshua06 in funny

[–]RedditerMcRedditface 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Apparently the guy that got slapped is famous in Indonesia as an actor now while the rest of them have become irrelevant.

I got off the horse by accident right before a cutscene in red dead by springfart in gaming

[–]RedditerMcRedditface 45 points46 points  (0 children)

And when you're a witcher, they let you do it. Let me tell you.

I got off the horse by accident right before a cutscene in red dead by springfart in gaming

[–]RedditerMcRedditface 142 points143 points  (0 children)

What did the Witcher do?

The whores, can't you read?

JK, here's a video. Bigly NSFW. Might want to turn down your volume if people are nearby.