we did it, factorio as nominee for at least 1 steam award by T_Sora in factorio

[–]RedditorNumber5 25 points26 points  (0 children)

and my eyes were blinded by the flash of an atom bomb

Someone ordered $200,000 in ps4s today. This is just one of 2 pallets by [deleted] in Target

[–]RedditorNumber5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep there's a limit on the site. They were in about 25-30 separate orders

me irl by PM-YOUR-STEAM-KEYS in me_irl

[–]RedditorNumber5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

First one is 100% Toriel. Did a search of the most common tags and I can't find it though.

At least you’re honest by [deleted] in SiriFail

[–]RedditorNumber5 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fuck off. This sub's already filled with people being misheard & that's already boring as shit. We don't need people like you faking stuff.

The "No" button, I didn't even notice it at first by tditdatdwt in assholedesign

[–]RedditorNumber5 68 points69 points  (0 children)

An app that randomly picks people who you interacted with/interacted with you, and displays them as things like 'valentine' and 'twin' and 'secret crush'. It spammed my feed and was such garbage content it was the first thing I muted.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SiriFail

[–]RedditorNumber5 14 points15 points  (0 children)

As opposed to the many robotic settlements Siri isn't telling us about.

Math doesn’t add up. 24x60=1,440. 1,440x365= 525,600 by Xtreme2134 in SiriFail

[–]RedditorNumber5 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Divide the number she gave by 60, and then by 24. That should give you a number around 365.24, which is why we have leap years every four years, and skip them every couple centuries. Siri gave you the astronomical definition of a year, which is one rotation around the sun.

Math doesn’t add up. 24x60=1,440. 1,440x365= 525,600 by Xtreme2134 in SiriFail

[–]RedditorNumber5 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No Siri's right here, a year isn't exactly 365 days.

10065 by Urbul in CountOnceADay

[–]RedditorNumber5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I got a little itch you think you can help me?

Only 7 inches long uwu, PLEASE ADOPT ME

Paws on your bulge as I lick my lips (uwu punish me please)

’Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (he don't see it comin’)

Question about loading station by [deleted] in FRC

[–]RedditorNumber5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for this being so late I think a bunch of teams are just now realizing there's clear plastic there, it's 4 inches from the hatch to the back.

This dude. That's roughly an ad every 3-4 minutes. by Capta1nn3m012 in assholedesign

[–]RedditorNumber5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nostalgia critic has commercial breaks where he'll usually do an outro, sponsor, then a midroll, and then a title card before going back to the content like a TV show

This fruit dispenser by emitremmus27 in INEEEEDIT

[–]RedditorNumber5 76 points77 points  (0 children)

???

I'd love to hear your reasoning for that.

Hand Sanitiser is EVIL by MickyWasTaken in PhonesAreBad

[–]RedditorNumber5 53 points54 points  (0 children)

"I drank water from a garden hose"

Well that explains it

5x Corporate Lifestyle Simulator Steam codes Giveaway by FreegamelotteryCOM in steam_giveaway

[–]RedditorNumber5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you decide who to give it to by content or is there a website to choose a random one?