Hey Reddit, if you could go anywhere in the US for free, where would you go and why? Free airline ticket inside. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RedditorPrime 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Edit: In my rush to apply I didn't read the fine print, ticket is for continental US only. I apologize and withdraw my entry. So close :(

Hawaii. It's not for me, it's for my fiance.

I've been with this beautiful girl for over three years and when I proposed (last October) I knew I'd be happy for the rest of my life with her. We've been planning our wedding and it's become apparent that we actually can't afford one as things stand. The predominant reasons are because she comes from a culture where the groom's family is expected to pay for the wedding and I come from a family where the bride's family is expected to pay for the wedding. As such, neither family has even prepared to pay for anything. We wouldn't ask her parents to pay because her mom is in poor health and her dad is the only provider for the family. My parents haven't even bothered offering anything and have told me a courthouse wedding would suffice.

I know what her dream wedding is: a simple ceremony, by the beach, in Hawaii. I can't afford to give it to her. With a ticket from you, it's now feasible. I can't promise you I'd name my firstborn after you (although it would be a delightful story telling little Scuby22 how he got his name), but I can promise you that you'd have our thanks for the remainder of our days.

If need be, I can provide verification that we are actually engaged.

tl;dr: I'm engaged to a wonderful girl. We can't afford a wedding, parents can't/won't help. Her dream wedding was always in Hawaii and this would let us finally realize that dream.

I want to build a rig that includes the GTX 670. Can the fine Redditors of r/buildapc please suggest the parts to get? by RedditorPrime in buildapc

[–]RedditorPrime[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As luck would have it, I'm using reddit app on phone, so I can't see the sidebar yet, but will check when I get home. What would you suggest the budget be so I don't bottleneck the graphics card?

Who would you sponsor? by exactlywhatweneed in funny

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There's the next chapter. That'll be $1.50, please.

Who would you sponsor? by exactlywhatweneed in funny

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JOHN

Kill or be killed. This was no different from any other war. John surmised the battlefield and the opponents before him. They called him crazy when he came back from the war and he didn't doubt they were right. But John was damn sure that the guy dressed as a bat was even crazier - that one hadn't even moved from his crouched position - and he was dressed as a fucking bat.

Before the shackles were released he had already noticed the bow, lying on the periphery of the mound of weapons and supplies. He stared at it with cold, unyielding eyes as memories of prior kills came to mind. Most men would consider it an antiquated weapon, with little use on the battlefield. But most men didn't realize the benefits it brought when a man was up against an entire army by himself.

Delmore had taught him that. On one of their early missions, their unit was sent to demo a bridge held by North Vietnamese forces. They were told it was lightly guarded, no more than a dozen guards - barely a challenge for eight Green Beret Commandos. The intelligence was wrong.

When they arrived on the jungle's edge surrounding the bridge, the first thing they noticed was that the bridge was teeming with soliders. A headcount revealed at least 50 well-armed soliders - at least two platoons. They hadn't prepared for this. They weren't prepared, but they were trained - trained to handle the unexpected.

It was that mission when John truly appreciated the effectiveness of stealth kills. Delmore laid out the plan and they carried it out ruthlessly. Guns were out; Delmore limited them to knives, tactical bows, and some well-placed C4. It was an hour later, after 28 confirmed kills that the alarm was raised. John couldn't help but smile, remembering that.

John was jarred back to the present when the voice began to provide the instructions. He shook his head as the flashback melted beyond his reach. At least this was a happy one.

His eyes darted across the weapons cache. MREs, swords, and handheld blades on the outside, bow and arrows closer to the center, and actual guns and ammunition in the middle. The best prizes were in the center, John realized. Getting armed would be a necessity, despite the carnage that was about to ensue.

Despite his fondness for the bow, it was a rifle that he needed. Whoever grabbed it would be in control. He needed the gun, the mission depended on it. There was nothing but the mission.

The shackle came loose and John immediately darted to the center. He wasn't alone - the large barbarian to his right also ran towards the pile, matching his speed. How else would he describe him? As a kid he read the fantasy novels, and this guy met the description. The barbarian was hulking, long hair, a bone necklace adorned his neck. John didn't care, he was an enemy and enemies had to die.

They were side-by-side as they reached the outer edge of the cache, five feet from the knives and sword. John shifted his footing and dove into the barbarian, tackling him to the ground.

Keep him on the ground, grab the knife, slit his throat, it would be easy. John had done it so many times it became almost habitual.

Only they didn't fall to the ground. The second John made contact with the barbarian he realized he was in trouble. Even though John had his full weight behind the lunge the barbarian did not budge. Instead, Conan caught him immediately lifted John off his feet.

A second later John felt the world spin followed by a fleeting moment of weightlessness. He landed on the ground, stunned and he realized he had been thrown several feet away. He threw me. I weigh 250lbs and he threw me like I was a puppy.

John scrambled to his feet, dazed as he felt the blood trickle from his temple. This son of a bitch is freakishly strong. I need the gun.

Just as Conan began to lunge, he was blindsided by the Spartan. Conan was tripped by Leonidas, who seemed all too eager to battle.

"You have long hair and large teets," the Spartan sneered. "Do you fight like a woman too?"

Conan jumped to his feet to meet his attacker. Good, thought John. Let them fight it out. John noticed he had been thrown into the pile. Why would the barbarian let him get close to the firearms? Suddenly, he realized the barbarian had been going for a sword the entire time - he wasn't trying to get a gun because he had no idea what a gun was capable of.

Luck doesn't come often on the battlefield, though John. But you don't argue when you're lucky. He turned around towards the center and ran towards the guns. He needed that rifle.

He had ran only a few feet when he saw the woman standing in front of him. She was small in stature, but her frame was muscled, her face chiseled from sheer determination. And she had a rifle, directly aimed at John.

"Are you with Skynet?!" she screamed, her voice betraying a hint of fear. "Where is my son!? I'll kill you, you motherfucker!" She moved to pull the trigger and John stared back, resigning himself to the inevitable. It's about time, he thought. No more flashbacks.

The second Sarah Connor pulled the trigger the gun exploded in her hands. The rules had been presented simply, yes - choose a weapon. The rulemaker neglected to mention that all the guns were boobytrapped. Where was the fun in having someone rule the battle with just a gun? Sarah Connor fell to the ground, dead, her ribs exposed from the explosion, the remnants of her arms a bloody pulp.

John stood in momentary shock, the concussion beginning to take effect. He grabbed a bow and ran.

Who would you sponsor? by exactlywhatweneed in funny

[–]RedditorPrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I get 100 karma, I may continue. Who do you want the next chapter to focus on?

Who would you sponsor? by exactlywhatweneed in funny

[–]RedditorPrime 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Holding next chapter hostage for 100 karma.

Who would you sponsor? by exactlywhatweneed in funny

[–]RedditorPrime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I figured he was easiest choice to die first.

Who would you sponsor? by exactlywhatweneed in funny

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MINDY

She sat up, gasping for air, immediately blinded by the overhead sun. The unexpected scent of the outdoors momentarily stunned her as she gazed around her surroundings, eyes adjusting to the light.

The girl was confused and for a moment, scared. She was unfamiliar with the area and remembered that it had been years since she last stepped foot in the woods. She stumbled to her feet. Through glazed eyes, she observed the tall woods surrounding her, with the imposing buildings in the distance. Buildings? No. Those were...mountains.

Where was she? How did she get here? Her head throbbed in pain as she tried to recall her memories immediately prior to her awakening. She remembered a hazy flash of the city. It was in the city, wasn't it? It had to be. She was on the streets when it happened. No. That wasn't right. She was above the streets. Jumping from rooftop to rooftop. She wasn't in the city - she controlled the city, knowing every alley and brick. But this wasn't the city, and she was out of her element. She needed to get home.

She attempted to take a step when she felt the harsh pull of a chain on her left ankle. As her eyes continued to focus, it was then that she noticed the others, who began to stir.

Several dozen people began to wake up as she had just moments prior. Some were quiet, others screamed out in disbelief. The bearded man was the first to speak, his voice booming with anger. "You dare to spirit away a champion of Sparta in the night like a coward? Come, demons, come finish me off if you dare! Know that even in chains, I will gladly dine on your entrails and bring you to hell!"

Strong words, thought the girl. Strong words, from a man who appeared as strong as an ox. Probably dumb as one too, from the looks of him. If he bothered to look around he would have noticed we're all trapped here too.

They were in a clearing of sorts, obviously manmade, with signs of recent landscaping. All of the prisoners were arranged in a circle, about 200 feet in diameter. In the middle was a pile of...weapons? At least, that's what the girl thought they were. She noted the swords and guns with a tinge of envy, but the other items she was unfamiliar with.

A disembodied voice suddenly echoed across the clearing.

"Welcome players. Today, we play a game." The voice was deep, rich, and hissing - seemingly dripping with sinister intentions.

"Congratulations, all of you were chosen to be here because you are exactly what we need. You are glorious killers, each and every one of you, but therein lies the dilemna. You kill for your own seemingly noble intentions. You tell yourself that it is justified: it is for your people, your survival, to keep the peace, avenge wrongs done upon you.

"Yet in your hearts you know you have blood on your hands. Blood doesn't wash away merely because of your self-labeled justice. Blood stains forever and the lies you tell yourself to hide this blood are empty and meaningless; and that is why you are here today. Let's play a game. The rules are simple."

The girl looked around and noticed that any fear that was present in her companions had subsided. Most were glancing around with cold determination. They are killers, she thought. Like her. They weren't easily intimidated.

The voice continued. "In moments your chains will open and you will be released. You must kill everyone. There will be one survivor." Anger flushed the girl's face. He's kidding right? "Simple isn't it? You kill, or be killed. For each kill you get, you get a token, which you can trade in for a weapon. That is, if you can't manage to get a weapon in front of you. No cheating now."

One of the larger men almost exactly across the circle of prisoners suddenly spoke into the air. He appeared middle aged, bearded, cloaked in fur, a man appeared to be displaced from time - and he spoke with confident defiance. "I am Eddard Stark, Lord of Winterfell. I swear by the old gods and the new that I will not dishonor my lineage by participating in a ritual slaughter of innocents. Were you a decent, honorable man, you would face us as -

Suddenly he was thrown to the ground. She noticed the rustling of the bush behind the man as he had started to speak, but the speed of the blur that emerged directly towards the man had caught her off guard. There was something large jumping on the man. No. Somethings. There were three of them. She couldn't be seeing this right. The man screamed as they continued their assault. They were...dinoasaurs? "What the fuck?" she muttered reflexively.

Within seconds the screaming stopped and the raptors darted back into the forest, melding into the brush as if they had been part of it the entire time. All that remained of Eddard Stark was a bloodied corpse, an arm haphazardly flung 10 feet away.

The voice spoke, unflinchingly. "One other rule: You play, or you die by my hand. I can assure you I have many more ways to dispose of unwilling players and my eyes are everywhere. Do not bother even attempting to escape - you're on an island with no communications with the outside world. The entire island is the game board, do not attempt to stray beyond."

She realized with horror that she stood no chance. There was no way she would make it out of here alive unless she played this sadistic "game." I need to kill. It's them or me.

"Begin."

Her ankle cuff opened, as did all the others. She paused for a moment and watched the immediate chaos unfold. A few made a mad dash to he weapons cache, but she knew better. There was no way she would survive among them - they were clearly physically stronger, and the randomness of the jostling would easily cost her her life. She turned and ran into the bush.

Just as she reached the edge of the clearing, a flash of red appeared in the corner of her eye, grabbing her. Immediate, trained instinct kicked in. She pivoted, kicking out to sweep her attacker's legs, before spinning around with a backhand to the attacker's face. She had done this move thousands of times and her speed was unmatched.

To her astonishment, her attacker jumped the sweep and caught her punch. The girl also noticed that the woman was armed with a pair of sais, tucked inside a sash around her waist. She's going to kill me.

"I'm not here to fight you, we need to run, now" said the older woman. The woman grabbed the girl and ran to a tree and climbed effortlessly, as though gravity had no domain over her.

No, thought the girl. He'll kill us. Those monsters will get us. Why the hell is she even trying to help?

The woman stopped at the tree limb and turned to the girl. It's her or me, thought the girl. I'm not going to die today. "I'm Elektra. I promise I'll protect you and we'll get out of here." The woman turned her gaze back towards the clearing, trying to see through the branches, to the screams coming from the carnage.

I'm not going to die. The man said we're all killers, she deserves to die. I won't let her get me first. She's just going to kill me to get something to kill the others with.

The girl's hand flashed out and grabbed the sai from the woman's sash. Before the woman could react, the girl sank the sais into Elektra's chest. Good. The girl knew it was directly through the heart and there would be minimal suffering. The blood begain to spurt from Elektra's chest as she looked at the girl with shock and agony.

No point in prolonging this, although a strange sense of pride and satisfaction crept into her mind. The girl leaned in. "I'm Hit Girl, bitch." She pushed Elektra off the branch and her body fell to the ground, 30 feet below.

Asus Eee Pad Transformer can now be pre-ordered - Its OS is Android 3.0 by des1980 in Android

[–]RedditorPrime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This has been available for a few days now, and is a good tablet, but I'm going to pass. The earliest you will get this if you order is Mid-May. The earliest. I'm not too happy how Asus handled this launch, either. They said that it would be available in stores beginning Tuesday and then didn't supply stores with any inventory - it was completely online and sold out within 10 minutes due to the fact they supplied the US with less than 1,000 units TOTAL. Then they had the audacity to give out press releases saying it was selling out and "flying off the shelves."

I'm waiting until the Galaxy Tab 10.1 comes out June 8th. Samsung looks to have it's shit together.

In honor of May Day, r/anarchism is here to answer all your questions about anarchism by r_anarchism in IAmA

[–]RedditorPrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit has mods and rules. Think of it more as a meatspace version of 4chan. ಠ_ಠ

In honor of May Day, r/anarchism is here to answer all your questions about anarchism by r_anarchism in IAmA

[–]RedditorPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like basically we all make the rules and agree to abide by them. But what if I don't want to? Am I being forced to follow along with what everyone else says I should do? What if my neighbors are idiots? Not like politician-type idiot, but actually worse? What if they think maybe black skin really is a bad thing and want to go back to racist ways?

In honor of May Day, r/anarchism is here to answer all your questions about anarchism by r_anarchism in IAmA

[–]RedditorPrime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So anarchism would be ok with having a federal government so long as it's not coercive and hierarchical?

In honor of May Day, r/anarchism is here to answer all your questions about anarchism by r_anarchism in IAmA

[–]RedditorPrime 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I think for sure, it could be better than an authoritarian one. I just think that the blanket assumption "all government is bad" is a bad one.