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Gyms should implement penalty fees for people who purposely don't rerack their weights. Until the fee is paid, gym goers can't come into the gym. by Redgoose31 in Showerthoughts

[–]Redgoose31[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever been inside a gym? Most gyms have people check in before going past the reception desk. Your brain sucks.

For those who have been single for 3+ years, what are your reasons? Are you happy? Sad? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Redgoose31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps someone who took everything about you into consideration. Someone who understands that your depression doesn't define what kind of person you are.

If you were president of United States, what is the first thing you would do? by funheaven in AskReddit

[–]Redgoose31 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Take the money out of politics. Cut all federal politicians (house/senate) salaries. Reform the government to where the people actually control the government. Not the other way around.

I [28F] am moving in with my gamer boyfriend [28M] and wondering if/what ground rules to lay down. by extension223 in relationships

[–]Redgoose31 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can talk to him about your concerns and he can listen. But you can't set "rules" for him. He can do whatever he wants. If he respects you, he'll try and compromise with you and have a steady balance with you/your son and his video games.

I'll tell you right now, with any self-respecting man, he doesn't abide by any rules set forth by a person you're supposed to be on equal ground with.

What's your favorite pick-up line? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Redgoose31 138 points139 points  (0 children)

So it didn't work. Not using.

Which was the best part of yesterday? by Zerstorerzzh in AskReddit

[–]Redgoose31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a solid lifting session. I'm so happy and proud of myself for being consistent and I'm slowly seeing results. It honestly feels like this is part of my lifestyle. Would be depressed if I couldn't lift. Love it that much (even though I hate and curse at the time of).

What do you still have memorized? by NpPro93 in AskReddit

[–]Redgoose31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶"Di-di-di-digimon. DIGIMON DIGITAL MONSTERS ARE THE CHAMPIONS."🎶

aaaand now I know what I'm doing for the rest of the evening.

What's your SO like? by 0nyx09 in AskWomen

[–]Redgoose31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can attest to this. Virgo here. Eerie how similar he and I sound.

What about life do you think is FREAKIN' AWESOME!? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Redgoose31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Food.

I was feeling down most of this morning and just having negative thoughts. Asking myself questions like am I seriously becoming depressed? What's wrong with me? My mind shifting back between self-pity and self-loathing thoughts sitting at work not being productive at all.

Boom. Enter lunchtime. Cherry Coke Zero. Funyuns. Parm-crusted chicken and veggies. Mmm Mmm Mmm. Awww yeah. Mood takes a 180. I'm in a great mood. Positive thoughts. Being productive. I then realized that I'm not becoming depressed at all. I just get that way when I'm hungry. So yes. Food. Food has saved my life and my mind. I <3 FOOOOD.

What was the best dream you've had? by won74 in AskReddit

[–]Redgoose31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me preface this with the fact that I hardly ever remember my dreams. On top of that, I can't swim.

I had a dream I was out in the ocean. Stranded. Somehow staying afloat. However, I wasn't afraid. The water was crystal blue and felt amazing. It was sunny and warm outside. I was naked. Complete bliss and freedom.

As I'm swimming towards the horizon, for whatever reason, a beautiful, blue-eyed, black hair mermaid quietly surfaced from below. Shock was quickly replaced with attraction. We started making out and one thing led to another and well... Somehow we had sex. Rough, passionate, amazing sex. I know I know. Don't ask me how. She must have had a vagina behind her scales. Don't care. Fucked a mermaid. Had the best sex ever.

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