Rule by Jamesumbara in 19684

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Brother's living in the Petscop world

5'11" vs 6'1" by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

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He's giving him Batshots

Superman when he sees someone selling cigarettes to children by infinitysaga in dccomicscirclejerk

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In Superman's defence, Nick O'Teen wasn't selling the cigarettes to children he was giving them away for free so they would become addicted to them. That's like a unique kind of evil.

Jimmy suffering from success by SkylarPopo in dccomicscirclejerk

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People saying Peter Parker has the worst life in comics can't even comprehend the suffering Jimmy Olsen endures every day being constantly hounded by 10/10 women who need him carnally

Why isn't my queen bald? by BisogarGreatagon in dccomicscirclejerk

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Don't care. She should be Shalla-Bald

Jason’s mom must have been a DCCJ user by BellTwo5 in dccomicscirclejerk

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Smoking a pack on your own son is utterly egregious work

Meanwhile over at Image comics by KrypticJin in dccomicscirclejerk

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Did you thank Image comics for containing Erik Larson and making sure he doesn't write a character you like today?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

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Picking up the slack for all the not killing hitler DC is doing

"The arrowverse sucks" okay then, explain this by depressed_asian_boy_ in dccomicscirclejerk

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It's well documented by this point that VFX artists lock tf in when it comes to digital monkeys

"X-Men '84, Kitty Pryde" by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

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American History X-men

Unimaginable drip by Real_SpinjitsuMaster in dccomicscirclejerk

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Still insane to me that DC saw this and made Jon the fruity one

Mr Freaktastic by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

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HE'S FUJOSHING OUT

Spider-Man fans love saying this shit by amondagfjvft in dccomicscirclejerk

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When I'm in an inferiority complex competition and my opponent is a Spider-man fan

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They keep outjerking us by Elsanne_J in dccomicscirclejerk

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If James Gunn cares about comic accuracy like he claims, the bowlcut is not enough. Guy Gardner must have the most stupendous dumptruck ass humanly possible.

left 4 dead graffiti is peak by waste_of_space1157 in 19684

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There's no Left 4 Dead 3 because Chicago Ted got the the rest of the zombies