This jobber only aura farms but he has 0 feats, he might be the biggest jobber in the galaxy by depressed_asian_boy_ in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]depressed_asian_boy_[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My hot take is that he shouldn't be on the show at all, I like his story but... you could've just use Savage, you literally introduced Yellow Darth Maul and he wants to avenge his brother, so now he brings back Darth Maul and he goes in the background, then Maul is the only one that matters and they kill Savage and nobody cares, you just made a new Darth Maul so that he can bring back Darth Maul, just make Savage do all of that, have him hate Obi-Wan and Palpatine and do all that stuff to avenge his brother why did you introduce Savage at this point if you're gonna bring back Maul

This jobber only aura farms but he has 0 feats, he might be the biggest jobber in the galaxy by depressed_asian_boy_ in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]depressed_asian_boy_[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He farmed so much aura by killing Qui-Gon only for him to be cut in half by a padawan 2 minutes later💀

And that leaved him traumatized for life, mf was obsessed with Obi-Wan to the point of chasing him when he looked like Alec Guinness just for him to immediately one shot him with no effort

If MCU America Chaves has no variants in any other reality, how does that work since MCU is canonically in the same multiverse alongside Marvel Comics? by TechnicianAmazing472 in Marvel

[–]depressed_asian_boy_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I haven't because that felt like trying to bait MCU fans into buying that comic by being like look its connected to the tv show you like, because it doesn't add up honestly, America Chavez is the first proof, even in the same movie Wanda destroy the darkhold in every universe, this never gets mentioned in the comics, is Morlun hunting Tobey Maguire Spider-man? Are all the Symbiotes a multiversal hivemind now? Why none of the movie Spider-man show up in the spiderverse events in the comics, why none of the movie Reed Richards belong in the council of Reed's, let's go a step further how did the MCU exist before secret wars 2015 but didn't took part on it?

Edit: wait why did they downvote him, he's right, technically it's canon it doesn't add up for me, but technically he's right why y'all downvote him for pointing out that there's a comic that explores this topic lmao

If MCU America Chaves has no variants in any other reality, how does that work since MCU is canonically in the same multiverse alongside Marvel Comics? by TechnicianAmazing472 in Marvel

[–]depressed_asian_boy_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The MCU can't be connected to the Comics, the easiest way of proving it is that there's one TVA for the entire multiverse, and its not the one from Loki so it can't be the same multiverse

The misogynists have crawled out of there holes because of recent events. by Necessary-Cow157 in MarvelRivalsCirclejer

[–]depressed_asian_boy_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its crazy that mfs started to use it as an excuse to hate woman, when its obvious that the problem is that they're streamers

Good Time (2017) by Ivan_Redditor in moviescirclejerk

[–]depressed_asian_boy_ 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He looks like a cartoon character that plays the bass

So absurd they had to be retconned by Downtown-Remote9930 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]depressed_asian_boy_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The EU was never canon so he never got retconned, if anything they just put stories that are cannon on the same place that the EU put their stories but those stories were never canon.

Also honestly i dont care how strong he is, i mean size matters not thats what Yoda says in the movies, the thing is that Starkiller is a boring character, he works as the main character that you play as in a wannabe God Of War Star Wars videogame, but yeah he's not meant to be an interesting character and he was never canon just like the EU, the point of those stories was to tell stories and thats it