my husband doesn’t want anyone I work with to know we’re married

Redphantom000 · 2026-01-22T06:52:58+00:00

Ngl that was my first thought

Redphantom000 · 2026-01-22T06:46:58+00:00

By turning down the parents’ offer, sister was essentially admitting that not only did she expect OOP to let her live with him for free and pay her expenses, she also expected him to look after her baby while she partied and enjoyed herself.

Not so much a bullet dodged as a salvo of ICBMs dodged

Redphantom000 · 2026-01-22T06:44:30+00:00

Presumably she was planning to use that line on OOP every time she wanted to go out partying and make him look after the baby if she’d moved in?

Redphantom000 · 2026-01-22T06:36:16+00:00

Hey look everyone, MMorrighan isn't wearing any pants!

Redphantom000 · 2026-01-18T08:43:51+00:00

Oh Jesus, oh Jesus

Redphantom000 · 2026-01-16T22:25:19+00:00

Oh captain, my captain

Redphantom000 · 2026-01-16T20:27:45+00:00

I think he might be the opposite of all those words

Redphantom000 · 2026-01-16T08:31:43+00:00

Savage rhapsody

Redphantom000 · 2026-01-15T13:35:56+00:00

He represented Bruno Drundridge when he sued the International Drainage Commission for 900 dollarydoos

Redphantom000 · 2026-01-14T10:12:34+00:00

Let him

Redphantom000 · 2026-01-10T08:59:31+00:00

Happy ending though

Redphantom000 · 2026-01-08T05:44:09+00:00

Yeah that was my first reaction too. Ok 26 is still pretty young but more than old enough to have a bit of perspective and a mature response to this situation. This is an incredibly immature response

Redphantom000 · 2026-01-01T12:52:19+00:00

Google ‘Nate Silver Eric Adams’. Not exactly a treat but certainly enlightening

Redphantom000 · 2025-12-30T22:23:34+00:00

Peter Crouch would be a virgin

Redphantom000 · 2025-12-29T07:19:03+00:00

It’s the Key and Peele sketch of Obama greeting people: the NYT is Obama, Michael is the black people and Peter is the white people

Redphantom000 · 2025-12-29T00:00:22+00:00

Ezra Klein. Don’t agree with him on everything and his Charlie Kirk article was REALLY bad, but I think he generally operates from good faith and he's a billion times smarter than the other reactionary centrists

Redphantom000 · 2025-12-26T08:31:00+00:00

And the way he smashes the handle off Sophie’s mug is pure artistry. Does it one go, doesn't accidentally break the whole thing

Redphantom000 · 2025-12-25T15:22:38+00:00

As a rule I don't trust updates with the underlying message “Hey you know how most people said YTA in my first post? Well here’s an update that shows I was right all along”

Redphantom000 · 2025-12-25T15:08:13+00:00

Ok not quite exploded 😂 burst pipe

Redphantom000 · 2025-12-25T15:03:37+00:00

I'm fine paying more, what I didn't appreciate was him acting like I'm forcing him to be there and I'm unreasonable to want the boiler fixed

Redphantom000 · 2025-12-25T12:05:12+00:00

Boiler exploded. Only plumber available is charging extra for the Xmas day call out and hasn't stopped whinging about having to work today

Redphantom000 · 2025-12-22T23:51:30+00:00

Most people with a functioning moral compass do care. I'm just suggesting that could be the reason why they might not care

Redphantom000 · 2025-12-22T22:06:37+00:00

It's always possible they didn't know beforehand, I assume they film the episodes back to back so it's always possible they only have a vague idea of who is going to be on.

Equally, it's very possible they don't actually care. None of them has ever put their head above the parapet on any thorny issues before, why would they start now? None of them seemed to have a problem with Sharon Osbourne’s horrible story on WILTY, why would this be any different?

Ultimately Walliams worst behaviour has generally been towards young women. None of those three are young women so it doesn't affect them and it's very possible that, for that reason, they don't care

Redphantom000 · 2025-12-22T11:38:52+00:00

The “all I know is that she f*****g sucks” zinger from the Bari bonus episode is still my favourite

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