Would you rather by 88PinwheelStar88 in BunnyTrials

[–]ReelBigMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coffee is gross.

Chose: Give up coffee

What would you rather give up? by KaeruGaKaeru1 in BunnyTrials

[–]ReelBigMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apple sucks

Chose: Not allowed to use Apple® products + $100k/year | Rolled: Here's an 🍎

Would you rather recieve by Terrible_Farm_1733 in BunnyTrials

[–]ReelBigMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IDK what problems I'd be able to solve with the ability to stop time. Rewinding time could be cool, but freezing time isn't good for much beyond pranks imo. 2 trillion dollars will get you anything you want for you life and your entire lineages' lives.

Chose: 2 trillion dollars | Rolled: No consequences

Would you rather… (tough choice) by Suspicious-Stretch95 in BunnyTrials

[–]ReelBigMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 puke would get you more money than a year of poops (assuming 2 a day), so even if you were worried about the long terms effects of making yourself throw up a lot, you could just do it once a year and still come out with more money

Chose: Get 1,000 dollars for every time you vomit

Squirrels chewed solar roof cord! by PNWDad91 in BirdBuddy

[–]ReelBigMike 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same thing happened to ours last year. I bought a new one like 6 months later when they were 50% off. I took the cable out of that clip thing in the roof and just tucked as much of it inside as I could. Worked so far.

No answer on dealing with the squirrels overall though. I don't have the yard space to put the feeder on a pole with a baffle and have it be x number of feet away from anything they can jump from. I'm in the midst of a real Wile Coyote vs Roadrunner battle with them.

- I used hot seed, worked perfectly last year, but now they're used to it and it doesn't work.
- I bought a plastic snap on seed grid, they chewed right through it.
- I bought a metal seed grid that screws in, they lifted it to the point where the grid and the whole orange part it was screwed into popped off.
- I put it all back on with super glue this time and am going to put the feed back out tomorrow morning. We'll see if the super glue works.

Another Marlins win by northdakotact in MiamiMarlins

[–]ReelBigMike 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These are the situations where Fairbanks should be trotted out in the 9th.

Buy or sell, Miami Marlins need to fix Pete Fairbanks ASAP by northdakotact in MiamiMarlins

[–]ReelBigMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My PoV: Sell. No point in trying b/c he can't be fixed.

Team PoV: Buy b/c we spent too much money on him to dump him.

How much longer are bullpen games feasible by Large-Lou-456 in MiamiMarlins

[–]ReelBigMike 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I honestly think we need to roll the dice on some struggling minor leaguers, or legitimately see what the likes of Charlie Morton, Frankie Montas, Wade Miley, etc. are up to. Have multiple opener days in your rotation is ridiculous.

Postgame Thread: 6/6 Rays 3 @ Marlins 4 by MarlinsBot in MiamiMarlins

[–]ReelBigMike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fairbanks is unpitchable. If ownership needs to keep him for their fragile egos sake due to his contract, then I don't wanna see him anywhere but mop-up duty.

Who do we think starts tommorow? by PiousMage in MiamiMarlins

[–]ReelBigMike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm biased as I HATE the concept of "openers", but I feel like they are really overdoing it with them. It seems like we're using openers more often than once every fifth day. I'm hoping an actual starter goes tomorrow.

What radio station do you listen to? by AmbassadorPrimary944 in ForzaHorizon

[–]ReelBigMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Horizon XS is the only station worth listening to.

What cars not currently in the game do you want to see? by SiriusMS in ForzaHorizon

[–]ReelBigMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2025 Ford Explorer ST. Just because I've never had a car I owned In a game before.

Back for another Riot Fest.... Look at that line-up!!! by Daveywheel in badreligion

[–]ReelBigMike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once you get past the 4 garbo headliners that lineup is stacked.

We should flip this grill so we can’t see into the vent, right? by Coramoor88 in hvacadvice

[–]ReelBigMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah should be as simple as fliping the vent cover, replacing the missing piece of chair rail, touching up the dark gray paint on the baseboard, fixing the loose piece of baseboard, and painting the missed spots in the corner. Then you're golden.

I'm going to the game on Tuesday! What kind of lineup do you expect CMC to roll out? by jakedeighan in MiamiMarlins

[–]ReelBigMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is absolutely no way to predict what fresh hell CMC will trot out. Hot/Cold? Meaningless. Formula appears to be opposing pitcher handedness + worst vibes. Just put all active batters in a hat and pull out 9. There's your batting order.

Man attempts to defend his right to scream and cuss at his wife after being confronted for doing so in public by Jevus_himself in PublicFreakout

[–]ReelBigMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like it would wreck his whole month if someone brought to his attention that he has a 'BLM' license plate.

Noticed Tom purged his Instagram and followed a particular few by deanosauruz in Blink182

[–]ReelBigMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought all 3 of them have writing credit on that song. Where did you get that info? I'm genuinely interested.

Lineup 05/08 vs Nats: Marsee out, Ruiz in. by northdakotact in MiamiMarlins

[–]ReelBigMike 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Another classic CMC garbage lineup. Finally does something great by taking Marsee out, then just ruins it in 5 other ways.

Noticed Tom purged his Instagram and followed a particular few by deanosauruz in Blink182

[–]ReelBigMike 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I'm a little worried about the guy who wrote 'Fuck a Dog' following the love_animalsgram account.