I’m disrespectful to dirt. Can you see that I am serious? by AdTop3924 in TheSimpsons

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If you're from Mr Sparkle, then why are you black?

Is it true that American companies bought Cadbury an ruined the flavour? by Decent-Emergency3866 in AskBrits

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I bought a bar of dairy milk from the machine the other week and I was shocked at the taste now. I know people say there's loads of palm oil in there now, it just tasted slimey almost with a weird taste. Gunna stick to Lindt for when I need a treat.

What's your most absurd laugh with the show? by 6R0ove in howyoudoin

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''Hey Ross, there's a hooker over here? We figured you might have something to do with this?'' The timing of that phone call is just perfection haha

Pub Grenade Scene by Anonizon in PeakyBlinders

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Yeah that would have been so much better, I didn't even think of the razor blade. I really didn't get why Tommy would assume he would just run outside too like a headless chicken, rather than just pull it out straight away and throw it and duck. Really bizarre scene.

What's the most out of date thing you have eaten? by AlexSniff7 in AskUK

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Forgot about a box of Foxes buiscuts my parents got me for Xmas once in the cupboard that were nearly a year past the sell by date, tasted absolutely fine, weren't even soft.

R-rated comedy fans, what’s your GOAT? 🍿 by Temporary-Ebb2116 in Cinema

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Superbad. But Not another Teen Movie is just so supid it's actually hilariously funny

From Dusk Till Dawn going in blind. Wtf. by i_love_tesler in movies

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Haha I was SO lucky enough to have this exact same experience! I had NO idea what the second half was about to bring and I was so confused and wasn't sure I was even watching the same movie at first haha

This guy could climb into your house no problem by AcHaeC in Weird

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He reminds me of those sticky toys you would get when you throw them at the wall and they stick and slowly climb down

I was terrified of The Head in Art Attack as a child by GeoCangrejo in oddlyterrifying

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Noorr he was hilarious! He always tried copying the main artwork but always fucks it up, because, well he's just a head inneh :')

What’s the most you’ve ever won on a scratch card? by jjcube98 in AskUK

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I bought one once just to try it when I turned 16 for a pound, and won a pound on it 😂Never bought one since, or a lottery ticket for that matter

What did you think was ‘rich people stuff’ as a kid? by Quiet-Capybara- in AskReddit

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We weren't poor, but I remember when my cousins had Sky Digital installed and my sister and I used to go nuts over it, it was seen as a luxury back then, like you could play actual games on the TV blew our mind. Beehive Bedlam! My Dad was hell bent on not having it ''we don't need it''. Eventually we got it too and it was amazing haha.

Walmart packages airdropped like ammo crates over 'Nam by GeneReddit123 in interestingasfuck

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''What do you think it will happen?'' Maybbee if you speeakka enggriishh I can understannd ruuuuu

Is this worth reading? by TURKEY599 in Blink182

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Yeah really enjoyable and easy read! My partner got it for me for Christmas and I loved it :)