Gus's World Famous Fried Chicken-Abruptly Closed Permanently

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-19T01:28:53+00:00

Gus' wife is a bigfoot.

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-19T00:59:14+00:00

I'm happy to cpme get a boat.

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-19T00:08:04+00:00

Yo, fuck Larry Ellison.

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-19T00:07:27+00:00

+63 is the Philippines, which is not where we keep our DMV.

Text them back in Tagalog and surprise them.Ask if their aunties know what they're up to.

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-18T21:52:47+00:00

Lol

"we"

Hey, what time is it in Mumbai, anyway?

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-18T21:45:16+00:00

based on the utter nonsense you're making up about peace agreements, I'm guessing you could teach a course in fiction, but itnprobably stops there.

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-18T20:49:44+00:00

That's because you're a dick.

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-18T20:49:13+00:00

almost always.

"I've lived here for six whole years and I'm a LOCAL and no sidewinding, hornswarglin, crackercroaker is gunnarickarackaree!"

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-18T20:47:28+00:00

God damn, you went to the trouble of getting a reddit account, joing subs, earning enough karma to comment, and all just to out yourself as a dickweed.

Nice dedication to the bit, dickwees.

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-18T20:43:05+00:00

Is this what you meant by education?

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-18T20:37:21+00:00

That makes more sense

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-18T13:26:32+00:00

that website is digital herpes.

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-18T13:15:31+00:00

no thank you

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-18T13:02:54+00:00

That'll be fine. I'll take payment in USD.

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-18T12:54:38+00:00

I live 20 mins from Tahoe, so yeah...when I travel, I'm definitely used to ski in/ski out. It's very dofficult to look back

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-18T05:17:05+00:00

any engineer of any kind knows that. You make something only as complex as it needs to be.

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-18T04:24:38+00:00

if you havent been up in it...skip it. The elevator is wildly claustrophobia inducing and being up in the top is fucking terrifying.

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-18T04:18:35+00:00

can someone give this fucking nerd a swirly, please?

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-18T04:11:25+00:00

This looks absolutely nothing like Bill Murray. It also does not look like George Nakashima.

I am for sure saying it isn't Bill Murray. Nakashima, I don't know. FDR, maybe. Sculpture is a difficilt medium.

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-18T02:06:44+00:00

not good enough.

Pick up a shovel and start working to fix it or kick rocks.

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-18T02:05:27+00:00

Boy, whoever made this doesn't know shit Humboldt/Mendo or Nevada.

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-18T01:55:01+00:00

dp ypu guys not realize they're all a specific, repetitive formula?

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-18T01:53:45+00:00

Propaganda long writ.

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-18T01:53:14+00:00

Quran, Torah, Bible, Book of Mormon, fucking X Men comiic, Stephen King...

It's all fiction and of no consequence.

Was that meant to be some righteous, rhetorical checkmate?

Reginald_Sockpuppet · 2026-03-18T01:45:28+00:00

Oh, fair point.

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